WTF is a “Faith Office” and why didn’t DOGE cut it
Because “DOGE” isn’t about efficiency, but rather enforcing far-right ideology, by making anything left of Mussolini ineffective.
I wish conservative women would shut up as much as they ask other women to.
Before I was banned, my highest up-voted post on Reddit was a clip of this woman babbling in tongues for God to intervene in the 2020 election.
HAHA fucking found it! I challenge you to watch it and not laugh.
I recently got banned for saying we should have hanged all southern traitors after the civil war
I was banned for up voting this image:
I got banned for suggesting that government officials who violate people’s constitutional right to due process and get them killed as a result would be prosecuted for capital murder. Apparently, that’s “inciting violence”. I appealed it, simply to say “fuck spez”, and promptly deleted my account.
I had one of my account banned for saying a dude deserved that slap to the face for calling a black dude the n word.
She’s talking about angels coming from south america and africa to help trump win an election. Sounds to me like the church needs to be investigated for illegal immigration and voter fraud.
Lol what’s up with the guy walking behind her with a towel, is he trying to leave the planet?
He’s the hype man. The Flava Flav of Prosperity Theology.
So I hear they want angels from Africa and South America to come to the US and vote for Trump.
Arguably Trump’s most ardent supporters, Pentecostal-charismatic faith-based media moguls have enjoyed unprecedented access to the White House during Trump’s tenure. In return, they have showered the president with praise and loyalty.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speaking_in_tongues
Speaking in tongues, also known as glossolalia, is an activity or practice in which people utter words or speech-like sounds, often thought by believers to be languages unknown to the speaker. One definition used by linguists is the fluid vocalizing of speech-like syllables that lack any readily comprehensible meaning. In some cases, as part of religious practice, some believe it to be a divine language unknown to the speaker.[1] Glossolalia is practiced in Pentecostal and charismatic Christianity,[2][3] as well as in other religions.[4]
EDIT: Also, someone on that page you linked to did a cat version:
Techno cat version is great
I’ve only seen sniveling cowards in the trump administration, no men.
Sounds cool Paula… Please shut the fuck up then.
Well, this man is telling you to shut the fuck up, so maybe take your own advice.
Some dude should’ve walked up to the podium and told her to sit down.
‘about to embark on a reading of [her] 12-book epic entitled “My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles” when [her] own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and creation, lept straight up through [her] neck and throttled [her] brain.’
“I’m up here working on the initiatives for President [Trump], who’s been in ministry for 40 years and understands it,” she insisted.
WTF? Show ANY evidence at all of 40 years of HitlerPig’s “ministry,” specifically anything BEFORE he decided to run for president.
Faith Office? Every single Ayatollah from 1979 Iran to the present should be fucking proud of this BS.
If being a sub is her kink, she can do that. If she likes being a sub, why is she so bossy?
She tops from the bottom
Now Dennis, I’ve heard that speed has something to do with it.
OMG she’s a little brat
just like me if I was a weird religious zealot fr fr, nice to have representation🤯
If she likes being a sub, why is she so bossy?
In my experience, those are always the ones who get off on being subby.
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ALL ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS
With the competition removed, Shintoism soon spread across the face of the globe.
Hypothetically if a nation did eradicate its major religion with armed violence, missionaries going there would be a bold move indeed.
so, when are you starting this off? so easy to encourage others to d what one will not.
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Lol. You calling people "coward’ from behind an anonymous account on the internet.ok.
Have a good day
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Lots of lunatics on Lemmy.
The good news is that there are a lot of people obviously breaking laws and colluding in and around the Trump admin, so when Republicans get wiped out in the coming elections we may see a lot of them going to prison. No democracy-ending political violence necessary.
the coming elections
lol. sure thing bud.
The opposition of the Nazis were banking on the Nazi government not working out so much they’ll win with a sweep (liberals), or that it will radicalize the average people (communists). They ended up in concentration camps.
Shouldn’t she be at home shitting out kids and not telling people what to do then? Is the faith office composed entirely of women?
Paula White needs to STFU and get back in the kitchen.
She look like she was made from a McRib
How the everloving fuck does she know what God wants?
It’s from a passage in the Bible.
Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
That was written by a human, not God.
Ah, yes, but a divinely-inspired human, no doubt, acting on God’s will to relay His message.
https://biblehub.com/topical/t/the_power_of_divine_inspiration.htm
Divine inspiration is a foundational concept in Christian theology, referring to the process by which God imparts His wisdom and guidance to humanity. This inspiration is most notably associated with the authorship of the Bible, where human writers were moved by the Holy Spirit to convey God’s truth. The power of divine inspiration is evident in the transformative impact of Scripture, its enduring relevance, and its ability to guide believers in faith and practice.
Like I said, written by a human. The rest, like the entire Bible, or even religion itself, is also a human construct.
Written by a schizophrenic human
Maybe, but a lot was written by neolithic goatherders telling stories to pass the time, in an age before Netflix. One guy had a good aptitude for making up good stories, and they got passed down.
I hear you….
Jesus christ.
Where’s my dinner, woman!
– Jesus
My mom used to force us to go to church all the time, but she finally stopped when the pastor did a sermon on that one.
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And then there’s Proverbs 5:19…
Even the ancient Levant had its furries!
I think that comparing breasts to deer was probably something of a poetic convention then. I believe that there’s something in Solomon along the same lines.
goes to investigate
Yeah.
Your breasts are like two fawns,
like twin fawns of a gazelle
that browse among the lilies.Your breasts are like two fawns,
like twin fawns of a gazelle.
usually when something happens god always sends in the angels to deal with his wrath and to signal the end times with 7 angels and trumpets. they should watch evangelion.
