Hey, it wasn’t about racism or slavery!

It was about state’s rights…

To keep black people as slaves.

“That’s a great idea, Dave. You can definitely climb over that mountain.”

It would be a disservice to air a documentary about Auschwitz without an interview with Adolf Eichmann about how those Jews deserved it and were poisoning the blood of Germany.

I remember email before Gmail’s spam filter.

I’d get 20 emails a day and 15 of them would have various misspellings of knob pills in the subject. The rest would be pump and dump stock scams.

If you do this, remember to change the keyboard layout to match.

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=102134

It’s amazing how quickly the mask falls off when they think you’re one of them.

Yes.

Phew, so glad there is no homelessness in Russia or China…

At my age I can get high just by standing too fast.

Was gonna say, isn’t it mostly NO2 things for making whippy cream that people huff. And butane although that’s riskier.

Compressed air tastes awful, even when directed into an aging 1060.

Yeah, but what I mean is Tesco and Walmart are a convenient stores that everyone knows about, but if I buy an Ali Express quality fire hazard from those, they’d get into trouble for it.

While Amazon will ask you to take it up with UFTNGDNH Ltd, who conveniently can’t be contacted any more, but here’s CVBXDFXE Inc selling the exact same items under a different “brand”.

Hopefully they both will be by then. And Donnie.

You can be sure it comes out of an Amazon warehouse. And that’s not the same thing.

Although frankly, it should be. I don’t know how they’ve got this cushy position where they take items from others, store them, and then ship them out for enormous fees without taking on any retailer responsibility.

You can. I can. But how many people do, and how many just flick through on their phone and click “Buy now” without really looking?

Sounds like he’s already qualified for a run at the White House.

McDonnell/Hogan 2028!

And send a billionaire a third of your dinner money while you’re at it!

Much like a Telltale video game, your really bad choices lead to game overs, while all your good choices lead to pretty much the same place.

I’m glad that full stops are now passive aggressive, because that’s been my intent all along.

She’s already got the leather trousers so she can look more couch-y.

A world war you say? Golly.