3. Wait for mother’s day

Would it help to be gay?

Oh nice, I went down a rabbit hole with this: Jamie Maddox too, some of the Morlocks, Legion definitely, and even Cable showed some in infancy.

X2 as well, but that might just be the result of army engineering her that way

Her: …

Me: [remembering girls like vampires] in order to harvest their blood

Well if isn’t Mr McGregor!

The punchline subverted my expectations, so *checks pulse*… mmmyes.
Yes, I believe I found this funny.

Edit: I’m actually wondering who this is offensive to. Pregnant women as being undateable could be a bad trope?

How many points is a repainted Thing?

Lmao no idea

We happily would if we knew it was going to devs

Ive been camping everywhere, man
Camped in deserts far, man

As it is so written in the holy texts:

"Let there be no witch nor warlock that doth partake in orgy, at the behest of and in spite of Him (also known as “Gary” to friend and foe alike)

Viva la Quince Brigada!

Yeah the housing market sucks everywhere

Or pineapple juice

Pfft, girls.

Variants like “scandal jacker” also trigger it and-

Für Gastronomie? Mmm, nee danke

I feel like I’ve been lied to by Goodnight, Mr Tom. I thought there was a nationwide effort to send kids away. Of the shelter photos ive seen of people sleeping in the Tube, they’re always devoid of kids

I sprint stairs. Always. 3-5 a time, always have always will (until that future fateful day…)