Kids in 1990s thinking they’re going to be counterculture badass: “I’m gonna to sell dope every day. Get rich, diamonds on my teeth, pimped out ride, straight to Hollywood and Vine. Ain’t no pig gonna fuck with me, clack-clack-clack!”

Kids in the 2020s thinking they’re going to be counterculture badass: “I’ve created a series of dropsites across the city to clandestinely request Estracil. Laying low, blending in, and building a network of allies who can smuggle people out of the country if they’re targeted by the police.”

Her: …

Me: [remembering girls like vampires] in order to harvest their blood

Prescriptions are expensive.