Or you could read the article. Wheels ain’t gonna work down there bro.

Motherfucker, that’s breakfast.

Carl’s Jr. $5 Burger used to mock this bullshit. It cost $3 and it was fucking amazing.

What else are you going to do? I hate Bezoz as much as anybody, but if I could actually get one of these for 25k? I’d buy three of them just to keep around for emergencies.

Username checks out. I do pity you.

Implying that basic Slavs aren’t Chad as fuck.

Lmao. Impressive how you manage to fuck up such a basic task as eating.

Survival of the fittest needs to be a thing again.

You really should change your own oil and filter. Its stupidly easy, and the shit I’ve seen happen at lube shops makes me wake up in cold sweat.

Nobody touches my vehicle unless I absolutely cannot accomplish the job myself.

So far, only one has actually done anything.

I was gonna say… If it takes 1200 acres to feed 2000 people, they’re doing wrong lol.

If you actually read the second amendment, its whole purpose is to keep the government in check.

To hell with flying. I’ll settle for a working ladder.

He disappoints his wife too!

“This actually caused some annoyance among law enforcement officials who believed they had suspects’ phones stored in a readable state, only to find they were rebooting and becoming harder to access due to this feature.”

I love it.

The Queen lays the egg, the egg hatches the facehugger which impregnates some poor bastard with the baby Chestburster, that rapidly grows into the adult Xenomorph.

Zero. 🖕🏻

Sweet damn you people must literally be sobbing all the fucking time. Explain to me the injustices of… Gardening is it now?

Bro, try editing this comment into something coherent.

Again, what the hell does that have to do with race? China is not a race.

Where do you get racism? Did you just want to complain about racism?