Remember that this movie franchise started with them robbing trucks of electronic equipment to pay for their mods on their jdm cars. Now they are basically the avengers driving dodges. I can totally see the connections between the movies…

Mr Beast sucks.

He has all that money but still can’t buy friends or fix his lazy eye…

Woke up at 4, currently at 6, will probably end the day at either 7 or 9.

Read it! Read it! You wild bitch!

Please just fuck off and die already Donny.

A Trump supporter coworker won’t scan a QR code because he thinks it will hack his brain, but he is over the moon excited to get one of these health tracking devices.

She is probably on hold waiting to speak to the manager of the quality of toilet paper.

Dolly is a national treasure.

Fun fact: if a billionaire was shot everyday in this country we would run out of billionaires in just over 2 years.

o7

Remember these cowards names when it’s time for them to beg for our votes.

“When I wear my pants and I don’t shit in them that’s me!” “When I wear my pants and shit them that’s Biden!” 🫲🍊🫱

Reminder: criticize this administration, get fired. Storm the capital and kill a cop, get a medal and a pardon.

Needs to be in the negative worldwide.

I haven’t played this yet but I need to.