two things about lemmy imo:

1. there is no noob.
2. nobody knows who you are.
3. the best posts are the fearless ones. if you’re wrong, you’ll be corrected.

so those are my four points of advibve if you want to be a superstar on lemmy :

thanks a whole lot! i’m sure i’m not the only one who wants to know more, and you just gave us all a trove.

edit - a great comment was deleted just as i posted my reply. ugh.

i said JIMMY STEWART HAD A LOT OF GRANDCHILDREN. also, i made out with one during a screening of “The Truth About Cats and Dogs”.

i’ve had much more substantial farts than anything this idiot emits

my first girlfriend was one of his grandkids. but he had a lot of grandkids. she was my first kiss. she was 17 and i was 14. she said she was mad because daniel called her “bautimous” instead of “beutiful”. wow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUOxEwCuEgQ

people are gonna hate me, but i never got into Star Wars. however - and i can’t explain why - Spaceballs was my favourite movie as a kid. i recoded it off CityTV on Beta.

post?

quiet now, child. daddy steve said he’s stop telling scary bedtime stories, so all is well in the kingdom of heaven now.

i picked your comment specifically for this reply.

i am so happy that you found a game that you love withe a great dev and a supportive community.

but i still can’t figure out why this game is so big.

i know, i know. and i feel like a dad trying to figure out why all these kids love the minecraft on their nintendos these days.

you might think i want you to explain or convince me. but i’m just happy knowing you love a game i’ll never understand the way you do. that’s actually really fucking cool.

that’s a gringo!

re: your subtext

you’re probably gonna want to find something better than stickers to wipe your ass with.

JUST COME TO CANADA!

we’re a country that’s just dying for smart people to start coming here. our buddy mark will probably even help cut you a deal!

i’m almost tempted to put my extra bedroom up for rent. i’d love to add some buffalo spice to my city. we have assholes from all over the world, so why stop at the border? lol

edit - we also have clean food

trump floats ideas like butts float turds. and this “lady” is the turd wrangler in cheif. the may have passed the camera time to little miss fugly, but she’s still the pigggiest of them all. never trust someone who can’t look you in the eyes (or is fine with dad strapping fido to the roof of the car).

KTA

nope, just saying goodbye.

edit: i love you sweet bae

of course you don’t, and that’s entirely the point. now, don’t you have some gooning to do?

i’m not surprised, but you’re missing my point. that said, you accidentally provided what i was talking about. don’t judge the community on your first comment - judge them on how well this one shakes out.

edit - to quote [email protected]:

i really don’t think so. that’s not how downvoting works and you know that lmao. i made people mega mad because i don’t believe Boeing murdered a guy, like cut the shit. you can read his suicide note and see his handwriting and his thoughts. i didn’t think to post that??? i thought contributing skepticism was at least an acceptable comment but excuse me for breaking some weird internet etiquette.

(btw i upvote all your comments strictly so that other people can see how much of an ass you are)

honestly, you’re not being downvoted for your opinion. you’re being downvoted because you’re just being contrarian without providing anything at all to substantiate your stance. you might have well just wrote “lol” or something else just as asinine. no offense, of course

the most interesting part to me is that nowhere along the line did anyone mention just how interesting it all is. you know the real bad shit has started when the press shuts up and universities bend over and one of the richest people in the fucking world has to re-think his pricing displays because it pissed off the King.

edit to add - he put a fucking tax on british tea without congress. that’s a taxation without representation. on british fucking tea.

there is one sentence you’ll hear from just about everyone up here: “I will die Canadian.”

edit - i just realized you’re talking about the other border, and that thought is fucking hilarious. i’m putting it on my bingo card.