$ git piss

mango to the shop and don’t come back

sneez

this video

https://youtu.be/gRgIpMEcJdc

I think that this is so no one steals him

Just once, I wish they would cut the SAPS highway patrol BMW M3 budget instead of fucking the power grid

we smoking beer?

a lot

im joining the war on autism

on the side of autism

All hail Pope carrion0409

I’m not American, so I can’t speak to the reality on the ground over there, but I’d say you should try getting rid of that debt as fast as possible.

It sucks feeling guilty about every necessary purchase with that ever-growing number looming over you.

Shit happens. A pipe will burst. Your favourite uncle will have too much fun on a gambling app. The car’s engine will make a noise no mechanic has ever heard before. etc etc.

I have roughly ~$3.5k in debt and it feels impossible to shake off.

That being said, there’s no ‘wrong’ choice. The other two comments hit the nail on the head. These aren’t the only three options and you can always go back and give another shot at whatever you didn’t pick.

tackled by security if you leave without paying for your scrotum

As hard as I’ve tried, I have yet to see every butthole. I cannot rule out that there are buttholes that look like these. I shall not rest.

all I got atm

They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence

shit on my chest

Yeah I read the title and thought “wow that does not narrow it down”

would be a shame if someone took a comically large mallet and bopped them really hard on the top of their heads so that they become a completely flat disc and they have to breathe in really deep and exhale while holding their noses to unflatten themselves

Perhaps you’re nostalgic for when fewer boomers were online