Put your wicked body and evil soul into it!

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Cake day: August 12th, 2022
  • thursday_j@lemmy.perthchat.orgtoPolitical Memes•"The Criminals" by Kaj Stenvall (2022)
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    2 years ago

    Communism is the end stage of socialism, a stateless, classless, dickless society. Communism is when the government gives people health care, and the more health care the government gives, the more communister it is. My plan is to use this money to give health care to every, woman and child in the world and therefore force them to adopt communism. I will ensure that the government takes every toothbrush, every iphone, and every stock market and burns them along with every starving Ukrainian. Once the Soviet Union stands supreme as leader of the worlds nations and top provider of health care, I will rename the earth to Venezuela and inflate our currency to the end of time.

  • thursday_j@lemmy.perthchat.orgOPtoFedizens•Grow the fediverse by embracing our cult tendencies?
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    2 years ago
    1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
    2. Michael Jordan’s number.
    3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
    4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
    5. the angle between the earth’s magnetic and rotational axis.
    6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
    7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
    8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
    9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible (“The Lord is my shepherd…”
    10. the number of people executed in “A Tale of Two Cities”
    11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
    12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
    13. one of the “Lost” numbers on the television show…also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
    14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar.
    15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
    16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
    17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
    18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
    19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
    20. the number of the Illuminati.
    21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
    22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
    23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland’s terms).