Where’s the roasted green chili peppers!?

“What’s wrong, Angelpie?”

Oof. I’d hate to be called “Stephen” right now

I love it, but it makes me feel guilty for wanting to stay indoors on my computer and/or play games.

I can normally justify my computer habits to myself by saying “well the extra heat is warming up the house too, everyone wins!” but that lie goes right out the window during summer.

*sigh* guess I’ll go join a gym or something…

Solid tips, thank you

If you like it, make an offer within a few hours of seeing it. You can state that the offer is pending certain information (the things the agent couldn’t tell you) and the survey, but don’t leave the vendor hanging.

Loud and clear, cheers

ballache

I read this in a french voice as ba-lash, and planned to use it in future sentences to distinguish myself as a refined intellectual, until I re-read it…

I can definitely understand the emotional aspect. You want someone who will take care of the place, and keep its legacy alive in some way

Great tips! Okay, I guess if I have a low bid, I should just try my luck without dissing the house to try justify it.
I guess I just need to give off honest vibes

roger that, thanks – I’ll try to give off a relaxed demeanour

Miniature tennis court above a sacred burial ground?

How deep do the bodies need to be buried?

Woah, I was just thinking of this short story the other day – it’s a cute little one. Almost makes you want to sprout a few arms of your own

yes please 🥲

Finally, my dreams have been answered!

that’s your cock in disguise, isn’t it

Argos have a decent presence, you can find them in a lot of Sainsbury’s stores and they immediately check the stock in the back for common stuff you might want.

Same with ScrewFix, but they’re not usually found in Sainsbury’s

well if we just allowed Thames Water to dump more toxic chemicals, it would have easily eroded fatberg before it became a problem

why can’t we just let people make their own uninformed choices for their own short-sighted personal gain?

I was out in the sun all day, sweating like an orc.
I’m now back in my mother’s north-facing drafty victorian house, admiring the sunshine outside, whilst wearing a coat inside.

I did this for 2 years, planned to make some wall sound proofing. Instead I binned the lot in the paper bin the day I moved out

Fatbergs have been considered as a source of fuel,[12] specifically biogas.[13] Most of the fatberg discovered in Whitechapel in London in 2017, weighing 130 tonnes (128 long tons; 143 short tons) and stretching more than 250 metres (820 ft), was destroyed, but some of it was converted into biodiesel.[7][14]

I’d be helping renewables! (joke)

Still, what a big boy that bastard must have been to behold

well sure, I just thought if the roll is wet already (e.g. it fell in, or some other liquid mishap), would flushing it down be the worst