Anyone who puts always-on blue LEDs in electronics deserve the oubliette. People who put such LEDs in electronics meant for the bedroom deserve an oubliette that’a slowly filling with water.

Must disagree. If today ended at midnight, then my streak of watching at least one episode of a TV show every single day would have been broken years ago. No, today ends when I go to sleep, even if it’s at noon on what is your tomorrow

You don’t understand. Donald Trump literally believes that Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s knuckles literally read M-S-1-3.

A video of him saying as much.

A picture of said knuckle tattoo.

He does not realize that the letters and numbers are edited in. He thinks the letters and numbers are part of the tattoos. In Calibri font.

Unfathomable, and thankfully not something I have to worry about (there are animal shelters near you that will just give you a cat if you give them money)

I’m no well read philosopher, but the idea that life has a meaning is repulsive to me. It implies that there is a correct state of affairs, and introduces the possibility that you’ve done something wrong, that you failed to fulfill some purpose. Nuts to that, there are no wrong choices, besides the obvious ones like murder and not brushing your teeth

My biggest point of professional pride was the time my boss sent a mass group text to all his employees asking them to format dates the way I do

He didn’t say it was the format I used, so I didn’t speak up and say “it’s actually ISO-8601,” because I assume my coworkers who were used to writing things like “February 27 8:00-4:45” rather than “2013-02-27 8:00-4:45 (8:45)” may stab me

I am a big fan of iso 8601, I just wish it was possible to write more dates than February 27th, 2013 with it

I can’t believe how long it’s been since we had a good classified document leak

Me every time I start a new series of Taskmaster

Doesn’t it run on Arch? Crazy to think there’s a bunch of Arch users that don’t say they use arch btw

Vote with your dollar! If tainted baby formula kills your kid, simply refuse to buy that brand anymore!

Some of these are bullshit. I can see banning “goon,” but cardiac arrest meme? Anime words? Animal noises? Let the kids have fun ffs

Generally maybe, but if someone says “don’t call me that,” the best thing to do is not call them that. Some people still have really negative experiences relating to the word. I know if people bullied me relentlessly in the past using the word, I wouldn’t want internet strangers calling me queer as well, even if they claim to mean well

My first thought was “queer.” I know people who hate being called queer, but others still call them that anyway because they’re “taking back the word” or something like that

I disagree. If I don’t like being called dispshit, the thing to do is not call me dipshit. Your intent stops mattering the moment you know how I prefer to be referred to and actively decline to respect it.

I got a bingo down the center. Does that count as a diagnosis?

I’m assuming it’s just a way to sneak literacy tests into something. You can speak english, but can you speak it well enough to pass a subjective test administered by someone who hates you for being hispanic?

Same lmfao

I think it’s so late here that I assume Lemmy is sprechening Deutsch by default

Get you some blackout curtains, and throw anything with a blue LED in the ocean

My girl likes to sleep in her carrier, and I want her to sleep on my bed, so I simply have a carrier on my bed 24/7

Honestly it’s so much better than having your cat be afraid of the carrier, more people should leave theirs out in the open for the cats to interact with regularly