“Here’s my dating resume. Would you like references? I’m currently building your file…”

Dude, therapy means PEOPLE. Have you tried people?

I didnt know they had Gritty stuffed chatbots

We did not have these in the northeast. At least not at my schools. And my town was po’.

Didn’t discover the concept of “portables” until moving to the west coast and was kind of astonished.

It would if they required them

I don’t know anyone who has both a state id and a state drivers license. There’s no need.

I would say, the US is like 50 countries in a trench coat.

It’s somewhere between the EU and, say, UK’s counties. Even UK’s constituent countries don’t necessarily have the amount of home rule that US states do.

You don’t technically need any ID to fly, it just becomes more of a pain in the ass. Just like you don’t technically need to go through the body scanner, but again, it becomes more of a pain in the ass.

Fun fact: They were pushing it back because some states wouldn’t accelerate the process of making their standard state IDs compliant. They finally said no more delays.

WA state IDs are still not universally REAL ID compliant, you have to get a separate compliant state ID via an appointment. Unless as I noted above you have one of the other documents (passport, passport card, green card, military id, etc.)

Richard Reid did attempt. He almost succeeded too, it was sheer dumb luck that he failed.

They had box cutters didn’t they

Vhair ah yore pehh perse

Or more like

Wayer arr yer pie pars

Global Entry card is a REAL ID

Your regular reminder:

Passports, passport cards, Green Cards (i.e. PR cards), NEXUS and SENTRI cards, Military ID cards, work authorization cards, TWIC and VHIC cards, HSPD PIVs, and Tribal ID cards, are all REAL IDs.

Me when I have to interact with a website slowly because my natural rate is too fast and it triggers a bot detection warning

looks like an 80s metal album cover

The reason is that you can take the same people and slide the panels to the left iteratively.

See? He’s literally ending wokeness, by literally being unwoke

I remember my DM in an early game pushing and pushing me to do something stupid because I wasn’t apparently good at roleplaying because … i didn’t do what my character wouldn’t fucking do. I cringed at him the whole time he walked me through it and then was so proud for getting me out of my routine.

I know how to act motherfucker it’s called dedication to a character, not do random shit to prove you’re “creative”

I’m sure the argument is wages. Lower prices means lower wages or less jobs.

Except… 1. not really, not in the long term and 2. it happens anyway