I honestly do not understand car washes and how they are supposed to turn a profit.
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slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?English1·2 days agoBut what does? You can’t hope for neonazis to cross the road all the time. They are pretty unreliable
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?English2·2 days agoThe weirdest “new trend” i’ve seen is that people use their phones to navigate and their car entertainment system to watch tv shows.
When i started driving i thought that changing a radio channel or something can be pretty distracting. Little did i know that people in the future are worse drivers and they watch tv when they drive
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgto News@lemmy.world•Trump took the US economy to the brink of a crisis in just 100 daysEnglish2·2 days agoI know, but the idea was that they would vote for kamala, because it’s the lesser evil. And it would scare the piss out of boomers when they see they are outnumbered
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?English5·2 days agoI hope you hit a tree and not something that is alive
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?English7·2 days agoYou actually see that a lot. You’re behind a car and it’s slow and swirling a lot. Suddenly they speed up when they realise that they haven’t checked the road in a mile or two.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?English10·2 days agoHe even took the picture while still driving. Imagine veing crippled for the rest of your life because some fatass needs to eat a whole chicken while driving.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgto Casual Conversation @lemm.ee•I really don't envy homeowners that need help with little jobs around the houseEnglish31·2 days agoOn the other hand, people also don’t want to pay for your work anymore.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgto Casual Conversation @lemm.ee•I really don't envy homeowners that need help with little jobs around the houseEnglish4·2 days agoSame here. It took me a long time to realise that other people just call someone to do things for them, since my dad did all that stuff by himself. I had a new friend group when i was 20 or so, and i was at a friends place where a contractor came over to hang up some guitar hangers. I was blown away, like whaaaat? You can call a guy to drill 6 holes? That’s nuts.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgto movies@lemm.ee•Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) Official TrailerEnglish41·2 days agoI heard okay to good things about those movies, but never watched them, i didn’t even know anything about them. I watched them back to back like a year ago. WHAT THE FUCK are these movies? How did they got a second one made? How a third?
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgto News@lemmy.world•Trump took the US economy to the brink of a crisis in just 100 daysEnglish2·2 days agoIn america a pro genocide president is still an okay president. Most school children drone stiked AND getting the nobel peace prize. Best president we ever had i tell you what.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgto News@lemmy.world•Trump took the US economy to the brink of a crisis in just 100 daysEnglish1·2 days agoPeople claimed that the tiktok people and the swifties are gonna pull the ship around because they would vote for the younger dynamic more progressive candidates. Turns out, they would rather make tiktoks about it.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgto News@lemmy.world•Trump took the US economy to the brink of a crisis in just 100 daysEnglish1·2 days agoI remember a stand up comedian making fun of someone laughing on his show, because it was a very shrill and loud laugh. And later he said: imagine making fun of someone for the way they express joy (or something) and that somehow sat really deep with me.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgto News@lemmy.world•Trump took the US economy to the brink of a crisis in just 100 daysEnglish2·2 days agoShe also has no penis and is awefully dark for a good old white American
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgto News@lemmy.world•'Did I Miss Something?': Online Shoppers Shocked as Trump Tariffs Jack Up Prices 145%English17·2 days agoNooo, not the fascist i’m voting for… There must be something else i’m missing
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Apocalypse movies in the near future won't have survivors scavaging abandoned cars.English731·2 days agoWhat i learned from doomsday preppers is that you need guns and food and shelter. Apparently it doesn’t matter that you’re an unfit fuck that can’t walk 20m without a car.
Gotta shove as many ads down their throats as possible. You van tell that the sport is boring af, because the highlight of the whole season is a big ad and a performance by some random singer
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgto politics @lemmy.world•Most Americans see Trump as "dangerous dictator," poll saysEnglish31·2 days agoHe’s also racist. It’s a slippery slope.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgto memes@lemmy.world•Surrounded by uncultured plebeians!English61·3 days agoI’ve seen all the marvels movie and am ready to never see another one.
When i see rent in some places i always have to do some math to figure out how much money they have to make to pay rent and one or two salaries. And i often don’t get it. There is an old town that is kinda nice, but not that much foot traffic, and rent is insane because it’s in the middle of an old town. Many stores and restaurants open and then close again, because they go under. But there is a computer store that is open as long as i can remember. And not like a cool hacker, i’ll sell you an rtx 5090 shop, a shop that still has a y2k sticker on the window and they still sell you McAfee for your pc. Absolutely bizzare