Gimps were a thing long before Pulp Fiction, buddy.

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… Or so I’ve been told!!

Just stare at it for long enough and you’ll be able to tell by the shape it burned into your retina.

Drr drr.

Kool aid

*Flavor Aid, and generally following a long, rambling sermon of your cult leader after the murder of a U.S. Congressman.

“Hey! Who didn’t flush?!”

Hey, you know the saying.

Even a broken cock cums twice a day.

“But what about my rights?? Drinking spoiled milk with chalk probably cures cancer or something, of course They don’t want you doing that! Why do you hate freedom?”

How about instead of that we tackle the problem by the source? Taking showers is so last century.

Dry cleaning for humans. Boom! Problem solved!

How did Charles even get the note from Jill? Did he purposely wait until he was driving to write his? How did he intend to send her his reply, was he perhaps driving over to her place to hand it over in person? Then why write it in the first place, and not just tell her!

I call shenanigans.

“Why is my flight delayed?? Let’s force my way into the cockpit, surely this will speed things up!”

I’m sorry for that, I do apologize.

If I recall correctly, they’re both supposed to be adults, but out of context I can definitely see your read on it having a parent-child dynamic. In which case I agree, that would not be funny at all.

The Creeps by Jean Floch

Thank you, I couldn’t for the life of me remember how this comic was called or who made it, and searching for it yielded no results. It used to be on GoComics but not anymore.

It can be challenging.

It has its upsides, though. My wrist watch now fits around my waist; the amount of money I save by not having to buy new belts anymore is unreal.

My cat would do this, AND immediately stick his head in his bowl to start eating as soon as I began to empty the can’s contents into it, getting most of it stuck in his fur…

Just a little bug. Customer, who was sitting in the couch while ordering, clicked “Use my current location” instead of manually supplying their address; normally quite convenient but due to the latest (untested!) software update on the vendor’s website, FedEx got supplied with the actual gps coordinates instead of the nearest reachable address.

The show can be a bit hit or miss and it’s certainly not everybody’s cup of tea, but I really enjoy it. My suggestion would be to skip the pilot episode, I thought it was trying a bit too hard to be edgy (which says a lot considering it’s a series about horny demons in Hell) and it’s not considered to be canon, anyway.

And this Loona character seems fucking cool.

I might be sliiiiightly biased here, but yeah, she totally is.

She’s actually the whole reason I got into this show in the first place. Someone on a forum I used to frequent had her as a profile pic and I was like, “Hey, cool character, I wonder if she’s just a one-off drawing or she’s from a show or a game or something” and a quick reverse image search later the rest was history, as they say.

That said, for most of the show she has been rather underused, being more of a recurring background character than anything. Up to now she’s only gotten a handful of episodes where she got any real time in the spotlight, with the only real character development mostly happening in the background. It’s been confirmed she’ll have more of a focus on her in the upcoming season 3, though, and even a song.

This is The Way.

Although I do it a little bit differently, I never have food in the morning since I don’t like eating on an empty stomach, so for me it’s dinner for lunch and then breakfast for dinner.