I mean, if you’re into that sorta thing, I guess?

Mr. Rogers’ alt’s gotcha beat by decades. 🥲

What? You don’t wanna maybe win sudden nation-wide fame for leaked pics of your talented involvement in any number of Drumpf lickers’ petit-mort cognitive disconnect en flagrante? Whatever for?

Similar math: who was better? Goebbels or Himmler? 🫩

She’d eat your soul like tapping a maple tree, and you’d wish you could give more.

Or, you know, “stay hungry” and keep learning new UI & methods to achieve your target results. Not everyone’s a spoonfed moron, but I do agree with your pointing out that Adobe is merely following suit in the age-old “first time’s free” routine.

For reasons that should be crystal clear at this point to anyone with half a brain, Crapple “gave” millions of their candy-colored shitboxes to schools around the country throughout the 90s, and look at 'em now. 🤮

Don’t shame the consumer, fellow citizen. You’re just as much profit fodder as the rest of us.

Now, that’s a hidden clip series for the credit roll that I would watch.

Also, the hotter the pepper, the less time it needs in the mix, FYI.

Likewise, opening it up to increase saturation via steeping. For example: habanero only needs a 3cm vertical slit or two (think: lantern) and just a few hours in the rum/vodka/etc. when making hotshots base. Going longer or adding more cuts (let alone fully-open) will all but ensure hours within a personal cornucopia of pain & suffering you have only yourself to blame for. 😭🤌🏼

That’s the one I was looking for! 🤘🏼

(at 3am 😅)

Ew. Your D&D games have psyops conditioning embedded in their themes & presentation? Uncool AF.

What a resoundingly confident, glowing review.

That alludes to said predators arriving on-scene after the target group has already hobbled & offered itself to exploitation of its soft bits to such — thereby ignoring the ineffable truth that this specific predator population’s been cultivating exactly this for centuries.

Do you wanna get blocked? That’s how you get blocked, people.

I’m not in the habit of handing the proverbial fish. Get to work, citizen.

Who hoom whoo hoo whoooom whom?

As you can see, the phrase in its original Hūüm dialect loses a great deal in translation.

To be clear, the correct usage in this case would be: “Who is keeping whom warm.”, though I hope the joke came across more than the “correction”. 🤓🙇🏽‍♂️

wear gloves

A lesson that may only need to be taught once, if a bio-break occurs prior to triple-washing of ones hands. 😱🥹

Personally, I learned it years ago by happening to be on-shift when a fellow cooks’ apprentice eschewed the warning (“for weak AF noobs”) and was all but reduced to hysterics as minutes after such a bio-break — his “balls’re melting” and he panicked toward the walk-in to find & apply a cold fat to numb/neutralize the oils. He chose a tub of yogurt and was quickly fired for the scene that needs no textual description…

Don’t do it, kids. Not even for that rare $3 dare.

Yes, yes, an exact replica of that pansy-ass 90% vinegar “product” is what the goal is, rather than a far simpler improvement just about anyone anywhere can make, and quickly…

If you’ll look back at the simile above, I think you’ll find Nutella was chosen for more than one reason.

That’s Kato. The “steampunk redhead*”

*sometimes

(FWIW, sad amounts of surgery incl. labioplasty, etc.)