On top being a dicktorial huge waste of money, the M1 Abrams is an extremely heavy tank to use on roads that haven’t been well maintained. Given his habits and hissy fits,the Donvict is going to stick whatever mayor for the bill to repair those roads. This was one of the reasons the Pentagon denied tanks last time for a parade request and proposed Striker Vehicles instead. He got mad as he does in his man child ways because he wanted the big tanks . Probably wants soldiers to do the high heel kick march as is tradition when preparing for a world war. The higher the kick the higher the success rate.

“Jokes.” It always starts with a joke. Here comes the Church of England 2.0 or rather the Church of MAGA. He will make himself the presidential pope king. I need to turn my filters. I am really tired of seeing this dumbass at least once a day.

It’s a place to sit backwards and read your comic books using the little table on the back.

Why do I feel like they are just pumping the stock up? What is to stop them from changing their mind and selling the moment they say “Just kidding!” . Rinse and repeat. Might as well since market manipulation is not illegal anymore if you are in the three comma club.

Eating popcorn the shit sandwich they helped create. Fixed that for you.

This is the final straw. I deleted my Reddit account.

From the article: Chief Legal Officer Ben Lee responded to the controversy on Monday, writing that the researchers’ actions were “deeply wrong on both a moral and legal level” and a violation of Reddit’s site-wide rules.

I don’t believe for one moment Reddit admins didn’t know this was going on especially since it involved mining user data to feed AI. Since when does Reddit have a moral compass? Their compass always points north to maximum shareholder value which right now is looking like anything to do with AI.

Trinitron TV’s man … Awesome TV but the price is your back!

The good news is this has happened before and there is a process by which the court sanctions and disciplines lazy, dumbass lawyers that completely rely on a AI. Here’s a previous Lemmy post of the same exact thing. https://lemmy.today/post/24873921 .

A pope like no one as ever seen before.

The backfire effect. Here’s a nice funny comic to explain it. https://theoatmeal.com/comics/believe

It gets 13 gallons per mile.

Look I am for an efficient mass transit system instead of building all of these perpetually-under-construction-roads. I would happily pay for bus / train tickets to get to work! It would be like a raise not being forced to pay for all that crap illustrated in the comic. I keep seeing comics like this on my front page and it’s kind of annoying. It’s somehow MY fault I choose to drive a vehicle instead peddling a bike on a path that would be a suicide mission to get to work. How about voting in the local elections instead of cheeky little comics that just seem annoy people? Lots of plans for transit systems get killed at the voting booths nobody goes to. Or not. I don’t care. I’m just screaming at the sky now.

Because depending the culture of your employees, the pot never gets emptied, grows mold, and filters get reused for that unique taste. No matter how many beatings are given to employees, they will continue these bad habits even when you terminate half your staff for this. In fact, some pride themselves of drinking out of a pot that has a disgusting mountain of old grinds at the bottom of it.

Instead of spending the time to constantly deal with this, the inconvenience is now they didn’t throw the cup away or it’s empty. Production is up again and moral is improved by 2%.

I picture him saying this while he hangs a picture up of Bill Cosby in the board room. Yes, that was a thing at Activision/Blizzard. Time to start finding a new platform. Peak enshitification achieved.

Oh is this the “chestnut checkers” board game I keep hearing about?

“Oh noooo we cut NASA in half. Who will fill that void?? SpaceX will save us”. That’s every republican and several democrats in congress counting their sweet DOGE “SuperPAC” kickbacks paid for by you.

He has good jeans to handle all of that incontinence. The best jeans. Jeans like you have never seen before.

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“Awkward economics”

I swear ChatGPT reminds me more of the Fact Sphere from Portal 2. Every time someone uses it for official business it completely makes shit up but makes it sound like facts.