I wish you well

If I’d known it was hammer time I would’ve stopped.

Dickachu

For the people who think trump will change his mind again about tariffs : yes, it’s possible, but wouldn’t that make trump an LFO?

Do you scheming when it’s cold, then nobody suspects you.

Five gazillion? Pah! How about ONE BRAZILIAN!

That’s what any lazy quitter would say. Mind you : They’re trying to get their own little windfall from this, so it’s probably for the best if they quit.

When I do your “men’s boots” test, it looks like I get better results using Qwant, which is European.

It works by creating free advertisement for Barilla

Hope she used a McIntosh apple

There are NO planets that don’t orbit stars : once they don’t orbit a star they don’t follow the modern definition of a planet anymore

I prefer 2mm mechanical pencils instead of the 0.5mm ones.

That reminds me of when I was a kid, farting in the bath. As I saw the bubbles coming up to the surface, I wanted to catch them.

So I took whatever plastic container I could find around the bath - most likely the cap of a shampoo bottle - submerged it, and held it close to my butt when I felt the next fart coming.

I succeeded in catching some of the fart in the cap. Then I claimed my prize by sniffing directly from the cap. It was so much worse than any fart I’ve ever smelled.

As a true scientist, I’ve repeated the experiment on a few later occasions, and without a doubt : bath farts captured in plastic containers smell much worse than normal farts.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Wouldn’t that just be an unedited image?

Reliving my life

The day we let starfish suck on our nipples as if we were Ariel?

You could try zen browser

Hulk fart!

What about the floor? Do the walls reach the floor? Do you even have a floor?

Is that because the kid is 5?