Ugh, amateur behavior. We all know it only counts if it’s below the waist.
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mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, CanadaEnglish31·18 hours agoSome assholes love it when you speak Italian to them
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mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Tesla sales continue to crash in Europe despite new Model YEnglish11·19 hours agoY would anyone in the EU buy one when there are so many better and cheaper options available to them? Musk even said on the latest earnings call that the cars aren’t the profit motive and his blueman group extra will be the future of robotics. Ignoring the fact that Optimus is decades behind the competition and with the Trump Tariffs will be impossible to build in the US…
https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musks-ai-day-tesla-bot-is-just-a-guy-in-a-bodysuit-2021-8?op=1
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•"If its on the internet, it's out there forever" is simultaneously true and false...English19·19 hours agoGeneric spin on it being a mafioso.
An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto Funny@sh.itjust.works•I bet it's an engineering marvel though.English5·19 hours agoCoal mine go brrrrrrrrr
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Peter Navarro says shrinking US economy is good newsEnglish2·2 days agoTerry Prachett approved.
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto Linux@programming.dev•Bytedance Proposes Faster Linux Inter-Process Communication With "Run Process As Library"English21·2 days agoSo are sockets.
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto Linux@programming.dev•Bytedance Proposes Faster Linux Inter-Process Communication With "Run Process As Library"English6·2 days agoGood to C you
TBH investigations into Republican crimes don’t really seem to amount to much these days regardless. We need to be pressuring our representatives and keep protesting and forming neighborhood watches for ICE agent stakeouts, counter protesting Nazis and shouting down shitty reps at town halls and local assemblies.
We keep us safe.
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Peter Navarro says shrinking US economy is good newsEnglish8·2 days agoI thought it was Chris P Bacon…
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto demicrosoft@programming.dev•Microsoft CEO says up to 30% of the company’s code was written by AIEnglish2·3 days agoOh man, I cannot imagine debugging the mess that would produce, if anyone could even get it to run.
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Has Officially Shrunk the U.S. Economy Already After Tariff TurmoilEnglish18·3 days agoShrink it small enough for the billionaire class to buy it up outright.
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/1354066119843319
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto politics @lemmy.world•Border Patrol can’t arrest people without a warrant in Central Valley, judge saysEnglish6·3 days agoWild west all over again.
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto World News@quokk.au•India planning to launch military strike against Pakistan within 24 to 36 hours, claims Pakistan's I&B ministerEnglish2·3 days agoWhat’s Pakistan about to do? India is rarely shy about broadcasting their intent.
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto demicrosoft@programming.dev•Microsoft CEO says up to 30% of the company’s code was written by AIEnglish17·3 days agoBeat me to it. Also all this after they’re already downsizing bids on the massive AI farms.
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mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•Florida set to become second state to ban fluoride in public waterEnglish372·3 days agoDentist lobby keeps winning
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspectsEnglish10·3 days agoThere is not a court that ICE has access to that will issue a valid warrant. This is why the DOJ just said it doesn’t matter if there is a warrant or not. ICE is flagrantly defying the 4th amendment. That other case, ICE can be heard in a recording telling Mahmoud’s wife that they have a warrant. Now they say that they never had/needed one in the first place.
The issue is that ICE cannot legally get a warrant for the people they are choosing to detain as they focus on families. The “dangerous criminals” that have real warrants, those are usually served/executed by the FBI, Marshalls, or local SWAT. I don’t know if you live in the US like I do, but this is a pretty serious issue as again, these writs are not warrants, ICE does not have access to a warrant as that’s not how our courts are set up nor is it how their department was set up.
Both of the resources I listed at the top of my response explain this in depth. The last link I shared was for context.
Equator…duh