That’s pretty good romance language gibberish. The kind that looks like it should mean something but you’re ten words in and your brain goes, “no meaning detected in this writing.”

Ah, we’ve reached the “start of direct attacks on the judiciary” stage already. That was faster than I thought it would be.

It’s also kind of weird that Dale really, really looks like 1990s Gary Cole, but according to IMDB, Gary Cole only did a one episode guest spot on that show.

Isn’t this double jeopardy then? Being charged twice separately for the same crime?

No. Legally speaking, double jeopardy isn’t a provision against being charged multiple times for the same crime, it’s a provision against being charged multiple times for the same crime by the same sovereign entity.

The federal government and the state government of New York are two different sovereign entities, so they can both prosecute him for the same or extremely similar charges for the same crime, and double jeopardy is not invoked.

Comes with a fresh glass of blue milk as well apparently. Paging Luke Skywalker!

Every time I read a sovcit passage like this, I feel like someone shrunk peak 1980’s Mike Tyson down to a quarter inch tall, stuck him inside my skull, and he just spent the last fifteen minutes repeatedly clobbering my brain with power hooks and uppercuts.

I’ve noped out on entire office days before where I’ve been “digestively energetic” so to speak. I’m not putting myself or coworkers through that at the office.

We’ve definitely seen in the past that availabilities vary by region.

“It was the damndest thing. I called a ten minute recess to step out of the courtroom to go take a dump, and when I returned, the entire legal system had changed.” - This judge I guess

There’s some component in your docking setup (the dock or the TV) that’s causing this. I regularly dock to a 1440p monitor and a 1080p projector with zero issues.

That being said, there are multiple docks out there (even the official one) that don’t jibe with both the Deck and every display and thus give a subpar experience, as there are widespread reports of that. You kind of have to luck into the compatibility of both of those components, and even then there are also TVs out there that aren’t really dock-happy with anything.

Try docking to someone else’s TV next time you go visit someone, if it’s fine then you know it’s either your TV or your TV and dock not liking each other.

If you land randomly in 1963 and wonder if it’s before or after the Kennedy assassination, it’s way more likely that it’s before, since it happened in late November.

“I am the gatekeeper.”

“I am the postmaster.”

With jobs, it’s just the job market right now. Companies aren’t interested in keeping good relations with applicants. Expect to just never hear back on a significant number of your applications.

Never in the history of me sending thumb responses in work chats has it ever meant “whatever you say you fucking dumbass.”

It’s primarily used to show acknowledgement. It’s the office worker equivalent of “10-4.”

Seems like you have some pretty serious projection issues to work out OP lol

This is what a pikachu looks like when it’s sliding into home.

Well she’s standing on the wrong side of the stove top where the gas lines and such go, so she already wasn’t off to the best start here.

(The bird just happened to show up in every result. Idk why.)

Probably because a crapton of the training data came from versions of The Lion King and Kimba the White Lion, and a bird is hanging out with the baboon and ape characters in those? No idea for sure, just a guess.

Record scratch

“You might be wondering how I got here…”

I had no idea of the intentions, but history of the internet says there was maybe 1% chance of being pure and 99% chance of being something malicious, so I just ignored it, figuring it was a bot to dm everyone it could find on the platform.

This reads like something that Chat GPT would output, were it designed to always output the least likely word each time rather than the most likely.