I actually agree with all popular beliefs.

Not books in general. But Scholastic book fairs? Agreed. I’ve never been more engorged.

For comfort and warmth, I might have to go with a sleeper: Joe Pera Talks With You.

But Deadwood is way up there, too.

Shocked!

I thought it was because Jesus was nailed to a tree. So we all keep one around in case he comes back again.

No, it’s private. You have no right to the things I imagine and that wasn’t the deal!

I just imagined it? Now what?

It’s like someone tells you they need a heart transplant and you’re like, “Wow, same, I often have a hard time following through on my projects. It really feels like a lack of heart, you know?”

I didn’t think I could ever be like this until I took a long break and realized, “Uh oh. This is working WAY TOO WELL.” Now I’m like 5-6 years in and I used to wonder how I’d go even a month or two without sex.

This is Minecraft btw.

I found cocaine so underwhelming.

Okay, Europeans, when is someone gonna nut up and take these fascists out!?

• An American

Wait until you find the wires in your walls. Yes, YOUR walls. Getting them all out is not easy.

Christopher Lee.

That’s much better, thanks for the tip!

But he’s thin and making me look bad.

Final Jeopardy: Have you eaten today?

If they didn’t want all the attention, they wouldn’t be wearing those garters all the time.

Now imagine the same seal, but with armor and claws. And a bunch of legs.

Hey now, you’re going to make those of us who look like peak Arnie feel self-conscious about our bodies!

I’m game! Do I inject it or…?