that’s the art of clickbait: it never said it was a speedrun, only that he was a speedrunner.

who’s on first?

looks ai but i guess that’s the camera filter

i love burrito bowls but bo burnham lyrics are even better

like i’m ok with small mistakes/if you’ve got no more chicken i’ll take pork/but i’ll blow my dad before i eat a burrito with a fork

coughing babies train in nuclear disarmament

they have it hard enough since their level comes right after the electric bosses

thank you for your deshittification

why is this community putting babylon bee headlines on my front page

fleabag moment

“sleeps in until 11 / gets up to eat!”

the gay agenda

plot twist: walt is her landlord

It’s like the writers just said “How can we stop Walt getting to his goal?” And did that every episode.

average lemming discovers concept of dramatic tension

the door to nowhere was a dead giveaway

begone, slop

what do you mean X 🤦 it clearly states banana 🤦

and that’s coming from a sergeant!

Lemmy should be better than this.

because your hypercritical brainfart didn’t get you the updoots you wanted? it was a dumb comment that only stands up for yourself.

B^U

both of these statements are truthful, one of them is just euphemistic.