I’m still walking back and forth through the turnstyles at the entrance to the airport because its fun to hear them clink.

This is literally the beginning of the first Shrek movie but way darker

Imagine losing custody of even your cis-gendered biologically male child because a teacher caught them playing with barbie dolls, or my little pony toys. Or vice versa.

I would have been an instant orphan.

😭

Yay!! Twily art

These lazy wellfare-queen corporations need to be checked!

The wealth will trickle upwards.

I would be overjoyed to be your friend, or even just talk and hang out. PLEASE reach out. So many of my friends are in similar situations. We could play minecraft and stay up until the wee hours of the morning laughing about dumb stuff.

I’m mindlessly playing Roblox right now. I’ve only ever had to open a terminal TWICE over three years

This is lowkey pretty fucking funny

Bomboid

Type shit

this is actually one of the most fascinating things I’ve read in awhile, thank you.

Fire

Thank you :3

Our masters have decided it’s more important to let some 19 year old generate misleading information on the fly than it is to keep people’s refrigerators running.

OH MY GOD tjhis is literally me

This is the most vile shit I have ever read. Mods remove this tumblr user’s lungs.

stundents 😭

bnuuy

I would rather talk to a 37 year old human with a hello kitty pfp on some obscure otacore furry/anime forum that absolutely nobody has heard of than give your dogshit AI skinwalkers ten seconds of my attention dawg.

You took my routine. My health. My taste in music, the books I read, the places I go, the movies I watch. My every aspiration and passing thought was a transactional end point for slop firms.

I will die old and lonely before I let you turn my friendships into a fucking commodity LMAO.