My first thought too.

To anyone unaware, plato defined man as “a featherless biped” so Diogenes brought a plucked chicken

My coworker bought an ear bud case that he can play flappy bird on.

All original DLC is included in the base release.

Yes that is correct. You can get a couple of unique armor sets from some new quests, some fancy new weapons, and 2 new sets of horse armor.

Its honestly really fucking funny.

Faster than light

As someone in michigan, me too buddy.

No, I know, but there appears to be a collective shame here over him. At least from everyone who knows better at least. This moronic con man with the IQ of pudding somehow won, again, but this time with the popular vote. And there’s not just the embarresment that he is, its also the long term damage he’s doing to our reputation. I don’t live that far from canada, and I have personally noticed the dip in the number of canadian plates I see around here, and it hurts. I have more to say but I feel like I’d just be ranting.

I feel like every conversation with someone from another country I have to preface it with “sorry, I hate his guts too”

Hello brothers and sisters to the north.

I am REALLY. FUCKING. SORRY.

Anyway, I love what you guys are doing to hurt the US. Keep it up, make it hurt and don’t let up until he wtoos trying to fuck with you.

My gf had a cat for 20 years that KNEW her prey animals were friends not food. If my gf showed affection to something the cat understood it was off limits. She says she will never trust another cat like that for obvious reasons, but I thought I’d share.

Someone needs to make a twink fetish porn site under that name. The fact that they’d then be associated with twink porn would really infuriate them.

American in a swing state, voted blue down ballot. Make us suffer for electing this moron.

As a michigander, I’m going to support “don’t fuck with the water”. I’m really fucking sorry this fuckwit is in charge, but we share the great lakes. Those suckers hold 21% of earths surface fresh- water and we don’t want to give them an excuse to start throwing toxic waste in there especially out of spite.

It was almost exclusively drugs. There were guns and “concentually harvested organs”, but pretty much everyone went there for its main product drugs.

Studies have shown bears will stop and enjoy the scenery from time to time.

Doom running on bacteria

Im honnestly impressed by how much of a slog FC6 was. God at launch the people delivering your cars were so painfully slow everyone just resorted to shooting the driver once they showed up. I don’t even know if they’ve fixed that.

His caps lock toggling didn’t work on numbers

Gen Y = millennials

I worked with this kid born in the year 2000 for about 11 months. He was in very loose terms “IT”, when he was typing ont he keyboard hed always hit the caps lock to type something in upper case, and when I questioned him on why he did that he responded “what do you do? Hold shift?” In a tome that implied I was somehow the weird one. He also had trouble typinh any symbols on the number row and had to be told to hold shift.

Believe it or not this incompetent IT guy was fired for his incompetence in IT (and shitty people skills)