don

Tastes like checkerboard

If you didn’t vote Harris, you voted for this.

Good. Fuck ‘em for the sake of GP, and fuck ‘em for hosting TFI. Get fucked.

No higher calling, no greater purpose. Fuck your marriage specifically, Gary!

Job well done lads. Off we go.

An apparent male lawyer, who committed fraud, seems to at some point have told this woman – who’s sexual preference I’m not even vaguely concerned with – that she’s part of a lesbian cabal of witches… who are specifically trying to destroy… his marriage…

Huh. That’s some fuckin outerdimensional level of mental gymnastics right there, holy raging badgerfuck

penises, apparently

I’m about as far from the Donny the pic refers to as anyone could possibly be, rest you very well assured. I just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to redirect the intent for something a bit more humorous.

Huh. Forgot about that.

Yeah, she looks absolutely thrilled…

Nah, I’m all good thanks.

Regular planet pretending to be a gas giant to avoid attention

Spectacular fail.

Those are rookie numbers, euros, get on that shit.

lol bitch got BDS

Bam. Right here. It’s all about that weight distribution, simple as. First time I grabbed a carton by the light end, my stomach dropped. Not having that, no way.

Republicans: glad this won’t happen to me, this is exactly what we voted for!

Conservatives live vicariously through the oligarchs that own them, and they’d have it no other way.

“This is exactly what we voted for.” — Republicans

Oh, we know you’re staying in, we’re just glad you realized that as soon as you did. If you hadn’t… the consequences? They’d never have been the same.

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carpet mold.