

Set five years after the events of 2019’s Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, a Jedi (Gosling) trains his 15-year-old nephew (Flynn Gray) as his Padawan.
Ugh. Can we please just have stories about regular ass people fighting WARS in the STARS?! We don’t need a fucking Jedi or force sensitive person in everything or at least make them a background or toned down side character rather than the focus.
Give me a Rogue Squadron movie. I was excited about this movie until I read the above.






















Nah. Keep it and redecorate and/or repurpose it. Then rename it to something super woke. Spend as little money as possible since it’s probably coming from our tax dollars to do this shit every four fucking years.