What was the handshake?

I’m thinking of a cannon like at the circus. Tickets are 1 million dollars and after they hand over the money the cannon gets fired point blank at a brick wall. They can pay double for a wall of spikes.

I ate a whole box of fiber one bars in one go 20 years ago and I’ve been regular ever since.

My dad worked for a company that made beef flavors and a reactor blew up and took out a 20-foot cinderblock wall. The reactor in this story is a very large pressure cooker and the cause of the explosion was a clogged pressure valve. The guy in the room was okay all things considered. Safety gear kept him safe. The whole place smelled like exploded meat for a long time.

Anyways glad you’re OK and I hope that soup smelled good enough to paint your walls with.

What is the condition of your sidewalks? My sidewalks are uneven and a neighborhood grandma who I walk with still prefers the street even though my street is not well lit. Uneven sidewalks are a tripping hazard that can be avoided by walking in the street. Her vision isn’t great so a paved stretch of road is just easier to walk with a flashlight.

I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don’t like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghettification meals in one day.

Don’t forget: he lives in Berwyn

I picked it up thanks to this post. It’s like Pepsiman met Tony Hawk.

Jennifer B Johnston seems like a real cunt

Come on it’s the 21st century where is your refrigerator electromagnet? Looks like it is very needed.

I have a stick of butter that is sharper than he ever was

I bet they’re scared that the Pope is from Chicago and could run for president.

I heard ‘dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool’ often enough in high school but times have changed. I want to say people are trying to be less racist or the show being less well known but I would bet it has more to do with Bill being behind bars.

Why does the thumbnail look like the poster for a sequel to the movie From Beyond?

Bodybuilding forums led to a notorious debate on the number of days in a week. I feel like a reddit format would water down the debate by not presenting replies as they are posted in real time.

eyes of the law

*gestures broadly*

I wanted to burn a target down when I went there at noon on Halloween and the Halloween section was already stripped bare to make room for xmas shit. I made my purchase last minute elsewhere so there would be more candy on Halloween to give out. There’s no bigger shame than in having to turn the porch lights off early because half the candy got eaten before Halloween.

I want to GIT GUD but I’m not the kind of person who can dodge and parry while managing a stamina bar. ER and DS games look awesome but I really can’t do much sightseeing in them. I tried Demon’s Souls, Dark Souls 3, and Elden Ring and in all of them I hit a wall against the first miniboss who I should be learning to parry on. I’ve always leaned toward dodging taking priority before parrying and a stamina bar limits that.

I recently played through Ghost of Tsushima and parried a thousand cuts. The game doesn’t have stamina though. I understand stamina as a game mechanic but find all it adds is tedium. There’s what I believe to be some good games hiding behind a stamina bar. I can enjoy the games until the stamina bar runs out and then I’ll be thinking about enjoying a different game.

I have that same exact plate and it doesn’t spark.

Didn’t the French invent the guillotine to fix this problem faster?