It arguably worked for Ace Ventura 🤷

Reach out, charge me!

Pixels

They are really treat/love motivated.

About as much as Trump trying to do a pushup 🤷

He keeps specifying “on his knuckles” and he expected people to buy the hurricane sharpie ridiculousness, so yeah. That’s probably what he means.

Here you go

That’s literally the awful photoshop he’s trying to pass off as real…

Hmm, good point. US consumers it is, then.

But in the case of China I’m not sure who will suffer more in the long run.

Consumers in both countries, as it always is with tariffs.

Here you go!

Also:

And 40s. Sincerely, 42yo elder millennial who had a generic tamagochi knockoff for a while back in olden times.

My ancestors inscribed memes on big-ass boulders.

The kind on the northern hemisphere where summer happens in the middle of the year. Primarily Mexico and Florida

So far…

Throw in a pair of black Speedos with a flame design on the sides for extra underwater speed and you’ve got yourself a deal, buddy!

Yes because I remember how the allies defeated the Nazis…with kind words.

Holy false dichotomy, Batman! Starting out with a fallacy that bad, I’m hesitant to read on…

Some times those that hurt others only understand the rule of the jungle.

😮‍💨 Should have followed my instincts and spared myself the rallying cry of every violent vigilante and vaguely bigoted Crusader 🙄

No person or society is ever improved by answering atrocities with atrocities.

Speaking as a fellow Dane, I reject your “touch lips quickly while counting” criteria for language quality, especially since English is much more versatile and universally useful for communication and thus better 😁

Justice only cares about fairness/equality, not what is humane.

Not true. Inhumane treatment is by definition never fair and thus never just.

That you consider that a “utopian ideal” rather than the minimum requirement for civilized humans says a lot about you and whatever society has warped your worldview.