Maybe true for some soups but you might choke drinking chicken noodle, clam chowder, or wonton soup.

Ahhh, I see you know your judo memes well

She’s not a guy, pal.

I guess we should have gone to Jared.

To be in the middle of an orange orchard in full blossom is special.

Pinyon juniper woodland after a violent hailstorm. The pulverized vegetation filling the clean mountain air with their volatile compounds. Tart resiny smells mingling with sweet floral sages combined with the earthy aroma of hummus and wet soil. It is petrichor turned up to eleven-thousand.

Okay I love you bye bye

Alex Jones is a boil on a hemorrhoid in a cancer riddled colon spewing santorum laden diarrhea

TIL Central America is considered a sub-region of North America

Yep, we’re now aligned with Russia.

Just takes one to disprove the original point that no nation is older than 250 years.

He’ll promise to buy you a horse

Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.

Confederations of indigenous tribes qualify as nations by any reasonable definition. Most were democracies. Some still exist as sovereign democratic nations today.

I don’t know if the half off comment is intended as a pun but it works well.

You put the lime in the coconut

An OG cat on keyboard

He’s not stable enough to curry favor with the mane man.

Ethnic cleansing

Major environmental effects of climate change be it sea level rise, ocean acidification, drought, intensifying storms and temperature rise are all changes to abiotic conditions. Changing abiotic conditions leads to changes in biotic conditions. A habitat is defined by the combination of biotic and abiotic conditions. Therefore climate change should be included in habitat loss.