Neurotypical ass holiday.

Fuck Kevin specifically!

At my Safeway they just shove you into the cans of beans if you smile.

Didn’t this start as a church thing? Another item in the long list of lame Christian enshittification.

I’ve seen what “AI” does to the writing of others. Either through “fixing” the text, “finishing” the text or “editing” the text.

I’d rather lock eyes with my parents, then proceed to bash apart their newly renovated kitchen. While offering no explanation and shoving them aside when they try to stop me.

Goddamn it. My eyes set upon Crowder’s horrible visage. Bleh.

Hate when my M gets stuck during send.

👏👏👏😭

One must imagine the Minute Maid happy.

Seems to be a thing that happens every so often for a few days at a time. I’ve used a handful of instances for a year or so and they’ve all had occasional hiccups. I’d hazard to guess that it’s just a blip…

Although the stability/reoccurrence of blips can depend on how proactive whoever’s running the instance is. (Assuming it’s something under their control too. Sometimes YouTube just borks things for everyone because borking.)

Fuckin’ Quad Tanks…

I also enjoy travelling without being smushed by motorists!

I will definitely go the long way around, if the route avoids unsafe car adjacency.

Driving is expensive and sucks. Going without it in Canada depends on how easy it is to access stuff for the most part. If you can walk/bike/transit more or less comfortably, go for it.

A provincial/territorial ID card is an option if you need ID.

My favourite 80s sitcom!

East of West.

Dystopian futuristic not-western western; a strange and epic graphic novel.

That too! 🤪

Good catch. My brain used a more sensible amount for that snide remark. Guess I’m still here in the real world with my stash of good ol’ V bucks brought to you by Sprite/Lego/Amazon Basics.

“This is now worth $80 million dollars because I said so.”

Tarot card ass economy.

Wine is a scam. I make all the world’s wine myself and it’s all the same thing. I just cut it with different kinds of random fruit juices to put in the different bottles. Sorry to burst your bubble everyone.

“Life will be so different when you’re out of school in the real world.”

… 3 mins later …

“Write an essay about how cool you think it is to do graphic design for the bank.”

Maybe if we all start taking extra stray bikes and chucking them into the streets, clog ‘em up real good, they’ll give us proper places to ride them.