Pro tip: getting laid creates more problems than it solves.

Personally I feel like it is a dumb question. Life gives you meaning. By that I mean life enables the creation of symbolic truths. And what enables life is a different question.

Antimatter printer fluid must cost more than the GDP of the entire Milky Way.

Yeah, while initially writing my terrain generator I thought it weird to have a X,Z grid of tiles. Odd decision for Godot team. But I am used to it now.

You muh-muh-make me hu-hu-happy.

A bowel contraction sandwich. Thick cut. Kills men over 50. I salute you.

How about adding indexes and stats on the appropriate columns, and have look at your execution plan while you’re complaining. Bushels of low hanging fruit are ready to be picked for devs who bother with a little SQL performance tuning.

So you’re saying that if I buy about 500 million of these I can use them to charge my electric car?

Yes. It exists. Whether or not they are actively enforcing anything during the current administration is open to question. The fortune 10 company I work for takes the SEC seriously.

Oracle is a public company. Public companies must file data breaches with the SEC or they can get into some hot water. They are not ran by smart people.

Yup, and they sent men to the moon with 32 kilobytes of RAM. It was enough to go to the moon, and by god it was enough for you!

Ah, a fellow ancient one from the time before color. Cheers.

Lil’ bitch, I’m a 16KB expansion cartridge in my Vic-20 years old.

The most powerful recorded geomagnetic storm back in 1859 set fire to telegraph stations worldwide, but records indicate very few incidents involving a correlated sudden disappearance of gold bars.

Nah yeah nah yeah nah. That’s a rare photo of Sassy waiting for his mate Lez to come back from hanging bush poo, kant.

Vibe Coding essentially automates copy-and-pasting the answers from StackOverflow.com.

But sometimes it pastes in the code from the questions.

#include “the_entire_fucking_internet.h”

I bet he did PI planning for a week. Created 132 user stories. Decided on 2 week sprints at a velocity of 27 story points. Had daily 1 hour stand-ups. Weekly 2 hour sprint retro meetings. Per sprint a 3 hour sprint review meetings and a 6 hour grooming session with his cat. Not to forget the bi-weekly 2 hour sprint refinement meetings. And each sprint had a 4 hour backlog meeting on the potty. All by himself.

git push origin master # moron