As I understand it, that’s in large part because of the Cuban expat community, who are mainly a single issue demographic focused on “fuck the Castros”.

“I could, but I won’t”

Exactly. Fuck them.

For anyone who’s only here for the click bait headline, here’s the seven words:

The Democratic Party in Florida is dead.

Apparently when Japan asked what exactly the US wanted out of a trade deal, they couldn’t get a straight answer.

What a loser.

Nah, they’ll just find some way to blame Biden.

You could blame couchfucker for the Pope’s death?

I mean, Rupert Murdoch started FOX News specifically to prevent another Watergate, so mission accomplished.

Judiciary has never had the power to actually compel compliance, because none of the enforcement agencies are under their purview.

Well, losing the arms is at least anime accurate? But yeah, it would have better, I think, if the kanji disk had been more transparent. As it is, you’re better off not displaying it straight on so that you can actually see more of it.

I hate that I’m supporting Modi’s government on anything, but I guess it was inevitable in this case. Tariffman doesn’t have bros, only potential suckers he’s currently buttering up, and people whose dicks he wants to choke on, and Modi’s dick is just too brown for his tastes.

Did anyone really expect differently?

The Bobs don’t see any consequences, though, and they’re the ones to actually say the line.

Really makes me almost wish that we could keep his head in a Futurama jar. Then put it on a shelf where the only thing he can do is watch a 24/7 stream of documentaries about his legacy being all the ways he fucked the world.

Platypi don’t!

“Retard”, probably.

What, like some sort of communism? That’s crazy talk.

Be cheaper to source things from in house. Tariffs, y’know.

4 months is honestly pretty quick for legal proceedings. Meanwhile, we had 4 fucking years to prosecute Tariffman, with goddamn jack to show for it.