Why an expiry? It’s the digital equivalent of flashing someone. In australia that gets you a six month sentence, a $1,100 fine, or both.

It wasn’t chalk, it was borax. And that was because it neutralised the sour taste of turned milk.

Ozito are pretty good now, I have a mix of them and ryobi. My ozitos are corded though jsyk.

apparently electric mowers have issues if you grow anything like kikuyu or couch, wouldn’t know for certain as we still have the ol’ victa

this is kinda like mocking Aussie magpies because you only know UK magpies.

Geese in the UK are all the giant cunt species

Then give them to me.

It’s already a fucking paraplegic

This is one of those moments when you can immediately identify who has and who has not regularly interacted with the animal in question

In america’s defence on the eagle front, theirs are basically glorified seagulls

I once had someone tell me very very earnestly that the word Queer - a word I literally marched under in protest - was the worst most horrible slur ever, then turn around and use fruit.

Baby comm members need naptime methinks

coughs

YDI.

If you ever doubt your diagnosis again, look back on this event my friend: you totally hyperfixated and lost emotional regulation. This is a classic ASD moment right here :)

(Also asd)

That’s harry fucking kim to you.

I started the day with multiple packidge notifs and great delight, i end it with no packidge and great aggro.

Bonus aggro: trying to tell a vendor about a serious code issue on their back end and getting shuffled to the AI dumbass repeatedly telling me invalid solutions that assume i’m at fault. Gaaaaaaaaah

I look at it this way - every mobile number I bock is a future promotional number blocked.

there is nothing more frustrating than watching a parcel you fucking well know could have been delivered TODAY if they hadn’t been a lazy shit head back across the other side of the state

oh fuck off.

I get a text from a random number “i coudln’t find ur address” apparently this is what passes for a fucking missed delivery card with couriers nowadays

…they’ve already confirmed S4 and they haven’t written him out yet. wat

The only generation that had to learn how to record on VHS and burn a DVD. Madness.

PACKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE

No, i’m not missing your point.