The split second before the orbital laser hits full power. Because fuck that person in particular.
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When I lived within walking distance of my work, I used to try to take a slightly different route every day. Not by a lot, just a different side street here or there. You might see some cool street art or a nice flower or get to meet a friendly dog or cat.
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Technology@beehaw.org•Mozilla’s new CEO is doubling down on an AI future for FirefoxEnglish
12·2 days agoOr you could use a fork that strips out the AI shit.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•When a mantis shrimp fights a disco clamEnglish
10·5 days agoDon’t mantis shrimp have a ridiculous number of colour receptors? My guess would be there’s something going on with the clam’s reflective tissue that we can’t see.
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Australia@aussie.zone•Reddit launches high court challenge to Australia’s under-16s social media banEnglish
3·7 days agoThey need more content to feed to the LLMs
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the oldest video game you still find yourself playing?English
6·8 days agoOn a regular basis, probably classic DooM / DooM 2.
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Australia@aussie.zone•Kia and Dettol ads top complaints list for 2025English
3·8 days agoAdStandards can’t issue fines or force those ads offline. I think that might be ACMA territory.
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Australia@aussie.zone•Kia and Dettol ads top complaints list for 2025English
9·8 days agoThe article does mention, and I think it’s worth remembering, that AdStandards is an industry self-regulatory organisation. They can’t actually do shit. They call them a regulator, but they don’t have any real power. They don’t do anything proactively, can’t issue fines or legally-backed takedown notices, and their “rules” only apply to members of the AANA. Besides a lot of “we have investigated ourselves and found no misconduct” situations, this means the socmed ads mentioned in the article are functionally unaffected, because the businesses aren’t members. Even members can just refuse breach notices. It mostly exists as a place where consumer complaints go to die.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Replace One Word In A Star Trek Quote With SausageEnglish
41·9 days agoShaka, when the sausage fell.
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Sydney@aussie.zone•"Our survey found that more than half [54 per cent] of 18-to-34-year-olds said that retail theft was justifiable to some degree,"English
17·11 days agoWhat is going on with retailers, do they think every young person who shops is a millionaire??
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Aussie Enviro@aussie.zone•South Australian bus ads misled public by claiming gas is ‘clean and green’, regulator findsEnglish
7·13 days agoBuses came into service in 2000 with this wording already on them.
Wording declared a breach in 2025.
Operational lifespan of said buses: 25 years.
Cool. Awesome. Way to do absolutely nothing. AdStandards being useless as ever.
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Android@lemdro.id•Latest Android 16 QPR2 finally forces all app icons to follow the "Material You" colour scheme, but....English
91·14 days agoNone of the Android 16 changes so far have made my phone nicer to use. Most of them have been jarring and unpleasant. This is absolutely vile.
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Android@lemdro.id•Google's second big Android 16 update is rolling out for Pixel phones: Here’s EVERYTHING new!English
12·16 days agodeleted by creator
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Chat@beehaw.org•The more you look, the worse this gets. I've been enjoying some lively Discord derision on a few servers, so I thought I'd share the pain.English
10·17 days agoSeven bathrooms? How much do the bots think we shit?
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Australia@quokk.au•Trump wants Australian data on migrant crime. This will only scapegoat vulnerable peopleEnglish
2·21 days agoLol, as if he needs data to scapegoat migrants
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RetroGaming@lemmy.world•What are your favourite ps2 multiplayer games?English
5·21 days agoDownhill Domination.
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GrapheneOS [Unofficial]@lemmy.ml•GrapheneOS Based on AOSP 16 QPR1 Releasing To Stable Update Channel and MoreEnglish
3·25 days agoEven the new network and battery icons gross me out. They’re so unnecessarily big and balloony.
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GrapheneOS [Unofficial]@lemmy.ml•GrapheneOS Based on AOSP 16 QPR1 Releasing To Stable Update Channel and MoreEnglish
3·25 days agoThat ghoddamn unlocking blip. I know it isn’t a GrapheneOS design choice but holy fuck I hate it.





Nobody is protesting, but imagine if they did!