ThinkPads refuse to work with non-Lenovo batteries.

Or even white. Or the wrong kind of Asian. Or the wrong kind of Japanese.

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It sounds a bit like TM Turbo with the neon aesthetic, but it doesn’t have collisions with other cars.

systemctl enable --now systemd-airbagd

Car infotainment systems already run on Linux. Tesla famously use Ubuntu.

Android is fucking garbage, I’d rather use Windows. Unfortunately, other mobile OSes are somehow even worse.

Nextcloud’s biggest issue is performance, and PHP, while not a problem per se, doesn’t help. PHP is not designed for huge applications that need to have processes running in the background; it only runs when a request is made then stops the process, therefore it needs to load itself from scratch on every single page load.

This is because PHP uses something called CGI; the webserver (usually nginx or Apache) calls an external PHP binary to generate a page. With Go (or pretty much any other language), the app is its own server and can keep data in memory and do stuff even when no request is coming.

Denmark does recognize Greenland’s right to self determination. They can leave at any time they wish, but overwhelmingly voted to stay, several times.

Bye, bye, miss Mushroomian pie

Poorly but the US would lose like the loser country they are. MFs couldn’t win against Vietnam or Afghan peasants.

My sanity if Wheel of Fortune fails again.

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Would they be visible from this angle? Guam and Northern Marianas are further west than Hawaii.

“Fun” fact: this is the reason why New Mexican ID cards have “United States of America” printed on them.

Where is Puerto Rico?

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What? Steam’s DRM is so broken that most games are available on pirate sites within minutes of their release.