It’s me, I’m the WFH plumber

They’re only as real as anything inside a mind. Which is to say not very real.

You get me.

Poverty is caused by a lack of money, and money isn’t real. Well, not really real.

Just work from home, jeez

Ew, commuting. Just WFH

Just don’t live in a city geez

Edit: Yes, my quest for downvotes is successful.

I aim to be karma neutral on the fediverse and had a pretty good day I need to counteract.

I love how Hugh Jackman’s “Recipe for Romance” is “30 minute dinner, 5 minute dessert”

This rots the vegetables

Most cats are idiots most of the time. Some cats are idiots some of the time. No cat is never an idiot.

When Putin meets the rest of the KGB in hell they’re not going to believe how he did this.

“So you just convinced them to elect an idiot and they folded? And they don’t even care that you did it?!”

I see Lahey’s finally off the liquor

There was a thread on The Site Which Shall Not Be Named a while back pointing out these differences using two magazine covers featuring Hugh Jackman.

The men’s magazine had him shirtless, yelling at the camera, and flexing his muscles. The women’s magazine had him smiling sweetly in a cozy sweater.

tl;dr - Republicans win because they don’t over-estimate the intelligence of your average voter.

well at least 1 of those 45 will finally kick the bucket, an indoctrinated child will just take their place.

The assholes are out-breeding us. It’s more like two idiot children. Or more.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.

That’s why I poop on company time.

(Except I’m salaried and WFH but the principle is the same.)

In a couple thousand years historians will call us the Merkin Empire

When Bob’s Burgers started airing the burger of the day was $5.95. This used to be a reasonable price for a burger.

~20 mi from downtown manhattan

Hard pass

I’m outside right now. Still shitposting