Emperor Nasi Goreng was right all along

I always wanted to follow along, but I could never master the trick where I could reach over and get a half-done one out of nowhere to keep working on.

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💃 << You

Have you seen the stuff she posts regularly?

Laughs in Australia

I sorta wanna pre-poll and rock up on polling day for the sausage. Is this unpatriotic?

Enshittification knows no bounds

Then there’ll be a THEY — Total High Efficiency Yield

I remember back then it was easier installing the OS than installing third party software 🫣

The UK government can amend the law. This wasn’t surprising.

Oh hi ace_of_based, I didn’t realize know it was you

World going to shit. Play it out, keyboard cat!

There are as many genders as you can think of.

There are two sexes (M/F), but they exist on a continuum rather than a binary.

Also, why are we so obsessed with sex and gender? They want us to be distracted by this bullshit.

Wake up and realise the Class Consciousness!

I remember hearing they entered into negotiations for a bailout last year or something but refused because the government told them no executive bonuses…

How on earth does a casino go bankrupt without throwing gifts at patrons like Oprah Winfrey

How long until Tesla sues me for buying a Toyota?

Could google just have different names depending on the country of origin?

On the flip side, the US health agencies will keep their back channels open to the WHO.

If something particularly nasty crops us they’ll have no choice other than to collaborate

In Japan, some regions serve raw chicken as a specialty. But the meat is prepared in very specific ways to make it safe.

Suggest best types of dry food they would like! I have one gummy shark with a voracious appetite but I worry sometimes the dry food I give her isn’t the best for her to eat. (I give her wet food too.)

South Koreans saying the blackout saved your life.

Modern day phone etiquette: it is impolite to call someone on non-urgent personal business without arranging it.