Watching some of the other skits from JBs episode and they all seem to have the same problem, but only when Jack is speaking, so it might just be a mic problem from the night of the filming.

Great skit, but what was up with the audio? It sounded like it was recorded from a phone off the TV, but it’s the official upload.

shits pants

Continues about his day with shit in his pants

That’s just from the ruins of Old New York that New York is built on top of. The mutants down there are a steampunk society.

I accidentally put too many photons in a batch of cookies once and almost went blind taking them out of the oven.

All The Onion has to do is write headlines and articles that would have been real a decade or two ago.

You don’t even wanna know how the bottom shelf works.

Yes! I have always thought that music and sound on the Genesis sounded horrendous. A few games used the hardware well and made stuff that didn’t suck (Sonic the Hedgehog and Ecco just to name a few), but the vast majority of games, especially those with multiple ports, always sounded the worst on Genesis.

It seemed to do deeper, bassier techno sounds better than any kind of higher pitched sounds. IIRC, it’s because the instrument types selected for their MIDI shit was just bad.

I only notice that the bigger the resolution, the smaller the text when the game in question has poor scaling options for the 2D elements…

Only if the area is saturated with bottoms. If it’s saturated with tops, trying being the one getting ploughed.

This is more an example of reverse psychology, than it is of gaslighting. Also I hella wish you could do shit like this in a video game that wasn’t just human vs human. There’s no psychological warfare when your opponent has no psyche. 😮‍💨

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Fry them, scalloped, julienned too.

They’ll think you’re cool if you flip them the bird. 😎

I’ve never been middle class as an adult. I believe I am what’s known as is “dirt fucking poor.”

Insane motherfuckers: “Pour the acetone in my mouth!”

Well yeah. They’d be killing people. 🤷🏻‍♂️ ^/s

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Having been a relay operator for a few years, this is true even in English. You might be able to guess what someone is saying (and the floor managers always encouraged trying to) but you’ll never have 100% accuracy and it’s far less confusing to the person getting the “translation” if you don’t have to make any corrections by actually waiting for the person to finish their sentence.

I dunno about an accent, but if you go to the right planet, you could talk out of Uranus.

Let’s pretend that society is collapsing and then, when they’re all locked in their bunkers, we cement them in and go about fixing the world.