I replied one too deep. Fuck.

I’m collectivising this comment, this is now our mistake, comrade. 😉

You could sabotage his gas mask so he dies in WW1, not like he did anything important before then. Your proposition is nicer, though

I hear those Turks have curved swords. Curved. Swords…

Swiss Guard 1 : “Hey, should we look up what ‘JD’ stands for before letting him meet the Supreme Pontiff ? You think it could be relevant ?”

Swiss Guard 2 : “Nah…”

I got a warning for saying “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye” in response to someone saying Spider-Man 3 was bad. 😂 I made an appeal and it was rescinded almost immediately, but still.

Rules 1 and 2 apply.

1. Be attractive.
2. Don’t be unattractive.

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Which 4 ?

What if I don’t want to eat a cop ? 🤨

Wasn’t that more Mussolini’s thing ? (Only in the propaganda, but still.)

Sorry I called your app shitty, I was just frustrated.

I’m on android 13, version 2.27.0, using the same account (this one) on all the apps.

So, I was on Voyager and decided to try the other open source Lemmy apps. Namely : Eternity, Interstellar, Jerboa, Raccoon, and Thunder.

And it turns out, all of them can show me this post except Voyager !

Wtf ?! Why have I been suffering on the one shitty app that can’t handle dank memes ?!

I just got my first one after commenting on c/harrypotter. Is that considered “furry” nowadays ? I mean, I guess Hagrid IS pretty hairy… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can someone please tell me which spell I need to cast to be able to see these “failed to load media 😢” posts ?!

Vegeta ALWAYS yes ! >:)

On iOS

See, that’s where you went wrong.

Edit : Orion has been suggested as an iOS browser in another comment, though I don’t know if it’s good as I’ve never tried it.

I don’t disagree but that’s just whataboutism.

“Do you know what a rectangle is ?” - Jacob “The Fool” Drawfee

What is that picture from ?

I mean…

Wait, Aloy Horizon and Lucy Fallout aren’t considered hot ? 🤨

Guess I’ve been a freak this whole time without even realising it. 🤷‍♂️