I’ll do you one better. What about fourth person shooters?

I don’t think water is supposed to look red when you boil it.

How else it gonna grow?

Every gamer ever: no scope headshots an opponent…“man I’m so good at this game!”

Also every gamer: dies from a no scope headshot…“this guy has to use an aimbot to beat me, so lame!”

If the costco gold card is just a hot dog, I won’t be a member for very long.

Gods forbid we teach kids useful life skills…

Your home boy may have been trying to talk about nitric oxide? Supposedly that has some health benefits.

Psychologists HATE this one simple trick…

Don’t worry, I’m sure someone will SLAM him for it and then we will see some real consequences.

I mean. If AI is getting involved here, let’s just upload all the current GoT novels, the screenplays from the HBO shows that pick up where the books end, and tell chatgpt or whatever to adapt the remaining screenplays following the style of the novels. Maybe specify a minimum length of 2,500 pages to be safe.

Let’s not even bother to proofread it because it should absolutely remain garbage slop to reflect the quality of the show’s ending. Might as well add a pretty picture for the cover art too, for good measure.

How much for some cross pollination?

You want old movies? How about Royal Wedding (1951). It has a scene where Fred Astaire dances on the walls and ceiling. There’s no cgi or special effects, it was just done with a simple camera trick.

Let’s just ban Texas. From everything, everywhere.

So that means Chipotle will lead by example and start paying all their employees a livable wage, right? … Right??

Most accurate thing I’ve ever read on the internet.

I’m Danny Ocean, and I approve this message.

I don’t believe inflation is a serious problem. But that is just my 9 cents.

I initially read this as “halving human beings” and was like, wtf bro?!?