We can tell

Very impressive but the lip sync is obviously not right.

If they can make the lip sync better it could produce believable results

I don’t know, I heard that coke can burn a hole in your septum

Crazy idea, don’t do cosmetic surgery on a baby?

The current OS wars don’t matter when really all OSs are now just bootloaders for the browser

Oh! So that’s why hot water burns you!

considering that tobacco companies are still here, it’s kind of a weird title

seems reasonable to me, root is just a made up concept and the human owns the machine.

Why would this not apply to neurotypicals? seems to me that most people would have at least a slight preference

Any animal that doesn’t pose a threat?

Trump talking in 2024:

• “dictator on day one”
• “you won’t have to vote again”

Am I suppose to be surprised?

I wanna see this corrolated to penis size. I expect a huge spike on the last one.

Nice

That’s rich coming from the “why not cum from where we pee?” Species

The art of the deal 🤝

Of course the art being along the lines of

I can’t believe it’s still 1939, been a really long year huh?

Seriously, anyone with half a brain can see that Trump is a wannabe Hitler and sadly the US is playing along as if Hitler was just an old fairy tale that can’t actually be real.

Sad to see that it took less than a century for americans to forget / ignore WWII and the Holocaust

The nice thing about not being naturally attractive is that as I get ilder and start to freak out about my physical health, I get better looking.

So for the most part I’m happy about always looking my best because dear god I’m gonna die at 40 if I don’t start working on my health now.

I don’t think I give anything without any questions to strangers.

If we are talking friends then probably like 5 until I start wondering why they all need 10 dollars suddenly

Sex, as a kid it sounded like a disgusting idea filled with disgusting bodily fluids. As an adult my logical part still finds it disgusting every now and again while my monkey part is horny non-stop.

Also bitter foods, they kind of grow on you as you age

How do you explain that they have 8 fingers then??