I would follow Mark Kelly into battle.

Maggie, you are a noble warrior.

Then die.

How about true-poo?

Danes, Canada will not abandon you.

Ask the folks that we’re alive during the cold war. They got the good tips.

Well, I’m forty and reasonably fit.

Also already in the military because I needed the money.

Flamethrower - throw burning rock Sonic - throw tiny rocks Laser - throw even tinier rocks

I argue that the entire history of weapon development has been “figure out better way to throw better rock”.

Looks good!

“There’s a $500 leaving town fee” - Mayor “Diamond” Joe Quimby

Ma’am, with the greatest possible respect, you people need to be doing a lot more than that to unfuck your country.

You have wonderful clam chowder, so as an exiled Nova Scotian, please feel free to join us!

At this point I’m not sure I’m emotionally prepared to live.

King Leopold of Belgium is just laughing his ass off in Hell’s shit house.

Ah, I see the USA is setting up the foundation for yet another bunch or terrorists that will REALLY want to kill Americans.

Bold of you to assume their wars will be limited to the Middle East.

So how is that candidate for peace working out?

Nah mate, every time I solve the most basic tech problems it’s all “I possess the secrets of the Omnissiah!”

Joke’s on them, America is a third world nation.