It solves the familiarity problem, when getting somebody to do something by a date they readily understand at a glance takes precedence over making everybody in the world change a lifelong habit.

Is there an ISO standard for how to say, “I don’t agree with a very specific aspect of your politics, or a specific statement one of your political heroes made, for a very specific reason, but I’m not declaring myself at the extreme horrible kitten-eating end of whatever political spectrum you live in.”

Mine touch at sebbin.

To them “the machine” is the liberal shadow state, wokeness etc. which they think controls the world.

Where else would you buy chains? Are there goth boutiques that sell overpriced designer chains?

Thank God I’m not stupid enough to do this LOL.

When my daughter and her best friend were like 14 they baked a cake together, and we plunged a giant chef’s knife into it from the top and took a picture of them looking at it close-up. The lighting on their faces was perfect. I wanted them to send it to Cake because it would have made a kickass CD cover, but I don’t think they did.

The only goats I’ve known have all been little bastards that would always charge at me the MOMENT I took my eyes off them. It’s what they live for. The Weeping Angels of the animal kingdom.

No, there are always insiders who aren’t maid-and-butler wealthy but have connections.

Flashed me back to a work meeting where a woman in Ops said, “We didn’t come here to point fingers…” having brought in a 2" thick stack of computer printouts for that exact purpose.

Theory: Putin is only doing this so sons of elites can join the military and get posted here instead of Ukraine.

Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell - and they deserve it. Goats are assholes.

OTOH the idea that Windows tortured pewdiepie seems like a point in its favor.

I should make this for D&D food tomorrow. Haven’t had a bread bowl in eons.

Stopping the car before it goes off the broken bridge is a short-term but vital solution if you want to live to fix the bridge. So STFU and step on the goddamn brake alright?

Goomers and hoomers and foomers and schroomers are all alike and your generation is smarter.

Yeah there’s a large part of social media now where I no longer have any fucking idea what’s going on. This is that part.

Remember when COVID supply-chain difficulties made prices shoot up? And several years after that situation peaked prices STILL haven’t gone back to normal? This gonna be like that except COMPLETELY unnecessary, brought to you entirely by MAGA. Remember it when the midterm elections come up in 2 years. That won’t be difficult cuz it will still be going on and will be even worse.

Try dunking cookies in tea. Or orange juice. I love both but I get strange looks when I tell people.

OTOH a few people have told me peanut butter and cheddar cheese make a great sandwich. I tried once, was not a fan.

Clearly the Vatican needs a ring job.