Ich kapiere es, aber damit ihr euch nicht so einsam fühlt tue ich so als würde ich es nicht kapieren.

1989 bleibt eine meiner Lieblingslevel in Tetris effect. https://youtu.be/u7Omzq6h_CY

This happened a few days ago in Munich, near the Theresienwiese.

Apparently, both cars we’re about to enter/leave a car park respectively, and had to stop to pay their ticket.

The bollards malfunctioned and “closed” the entry/exit, lifting both the BMW and the Mercedes.

Microsoft wird seine Konsolen so doch schon nicht los, was glauben die denn wird passieren wenn die Preise angehoben werden?

Oh, it is 96% full, it just has been installed longer than a week and is now completely blocked by the dried up ink.

Microsoft is (…) vowing to fight the US government in court to protect Euro customers’ data if needed.

utterly worthless vow, if a corrupt US court then rules that protection doesn’t apply, MS is gonna shrug and say “oh well, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Gotta follow the law here”

There was a dog, after all…

These are actually supposed to be red, but were printed on HP printers with dried up ink.

Für den Rest deines Lebens

Aber dann wären es keine zwei belegten Brote (eins mit Schinken, eins mit Ei)

As someone working in the IT department, I can tell you a secret:

We can sense when someone doesn’t appreciate us and we let them wait longer on purpose 🙂

die haben den Bindestrich bei “1-2 Portionen” vergessen

Ich dachte dass wir nach dem zweiten Weltkrieg endlich eingesehen haben, dass Paris nicht zu Deutschland gehört, und auch nie gehören wird.

That’s because, unlike an AI, I deduced context from the entire thread and concluded that “I hate QR codes” was not an expression of disapproval of the technical concept of a QR code (i.e. encoding data), but how they are used in an obnoxious way to redirect a user to a website (usually with a menu).

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

You’ll be redirected to a website, and then you’ll get asked to allow cookies, etc.

Das Christentum ist verloren.

Papst

I got Hexcodle #621 in 3! Score: 83%

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Gesprächspausen sinnvoll nutzen.

Not blurry enough