Move it in and out at a medium pace

Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me… Whack off

Shove it up your ass.

And mine.

Well yeah, Disney.

Truth is we want to believe “nobody” listens to him, a lot of people listen to him. That’s why we are where we are. I saw a group of 60-70 year olds protesting his bullshit by my house today (small mountain town) and it was awesome. Granted, I live in California but it’s a majority red area and I think even those that did listen to him are starting to actually hear him. And they’re not ok with it, he won’t succeed ultimately. There’s hope here yet.

Approximately 1000 years ahead to be precise

Holy shit that’s a deep reference. Nice one!

Pac-them/they

Man that thumbnail made it look like it was 80% crust

Makes sense cuz I’m fucking hooked on that shit. I literally can’t go more than a few hours without it.

That’s some cold ass shit. :D

Yeah but if you crush them up and snort them you get that instant release action

Damn I haven’t heard about that yet. I think that’s good news though, honestly we don’t need these plastic bags. Even at $0.10 each I have a cabinet full of them. I use them as often as I remember to but I def have more than necessary. I already pay the same for plastic bottles, cans, etc… although I get my money back on those when I recycle, as you know. Paper bags just seem easy more sustainable.

I haven’t been to Walmart in so long I can’t actually recall. I know my local Bodega has shitty bags that they also charge for…

Oh shit I didn’t have my glasses on and I didn’t see them falling in a row lol that’s good shit

Bottles in the background change every panel

I’m in California and they did the same thing but we still get plastic bags. They’re reusable and $0.10 each.

Not like us Not like us

Can anyone explain? My brain isn’t working this morning.

I’ve never seen anyone suck on a corn dog.

I really haven’t lived I guess.