If only we had a word for a glass wall.

I am a fan of everything careening toward becoming USB C compliant, or — in some way — just stardizing multipurpose ports. But Ethernet is still a common thing and not even Apple can kill it like they did with headphone jacks on their phones. I am personally indifferent to its exclusion but I can understand why people want it.

They are both the bad side in this case.

All these years I have been giving Christopher Guest credit for directing Spinal Tap. But it turns out I was the real monster all along.

Yes, I would also put antipathy in opposition, but maybe I am just a better writer.

Edit: it really is just a wish.com variant of the MLK Jr. quote about the words of our enemies — something, something — not as bad as the silence of our friends.

I agree; that’s why I called her the monster.

I mean, it still has 3 USB C ports, headphone jack, MagSafe, HDMI, and SD slot.

If you are as tired as I am with that whole “breaking spaghetti in half makes Italians mad or whatever” meme, let me introduce you to “I make hummus with peanut butter instead of tahini”.

Yeah, did that really happen? Did I throw up an onion?

This reminds me that we need a c/MemeEconomy because this image is going to the moon.

There is no possibility of it being anything other than genitalia.

fast lane

It’s a passing lane, not a fast lane.

Sound is vibration. A record is a vibration frozen in place.

Alright, let’s just do this for real.
Mahna Mahna

I’ve never seen someone try to upsell someone else on coffee before.

“Would you like whipped cream on that” gets me a lot.

I often enjoy a simple black coffee, myself, and have never had anyone try to convince me otherwise as if they are dying to do more work. It’s just an ‘other people having choices feels like a threat to my tradition’ kind of comic, I guess. The lady yelling at him is kind of funny, though; I have seen worse boomer humour.

I have no idea how I became the person this meme is about. I am also dying to hear about how Christmas lights are all slightly the wrong colour.

“Trump signs executive order that Cuomo actually won and that Dick Cheney is still alive.”