It’s The United States.

With huge boats.

With guns.

(Gunboats)

And probably a deep fried snack next to it.

At least he didn’t have a chat with Marjolein Faber. Otherwise he’d have retroactively died two months ago.

Heh, yeah, it does xD

There’s a thing going round Dutch media circles that the pope also spoke with Mona Keijzer, Dutch Minister of housing, appointed in the current PVV trash fire government that somehow still hasn’t collapsed, and herself fairly cringe. The running gag is that if either Keijzer or Vance met the Pope at a different moment, he might still be alive instead of having died of cringe overload.

For most of the rest of the world, that’s about 219 mm × 137 mm × 41,3 mm

There is an official DragonForce map though, soooooo…

He asked for -1 beers. He got interpreted as 2⁶⁴ - 1 beers (assuming 64-bit unsigned integers)

You really can, when it finally happens his reaction is truly priceless!

Benelux has Bol, so that’s what I use.

Trust me, if I were in charge of tramway clearance management, I would sound an annoying alarm at the vehicle, before having it be towed. Trying to tell the owner that they have until the tow truck arrives to remove the truck.

Not to forget that many vans have an okay towing capacity, so you can just use a trailer.

My observation is that when push comes to shove, the one good at a thing absolutely cocks it, only for the worst at the thing to catch it in the best way possible.

DM: Decipher this thing. Roll for int.
WIZARD: 3… that makes 7…
BARBARIAN: 19, that makes 17…
WIZARD: ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ
DM: ಠ⁠‿⁠ಠ

Perhaps a good DM or table could create good narrative spins for this…

sneaky edit: replaced [lenny face]s with relevant emotes

Imagine how OP their colour perception would be if they did have that mental processing power

I’d say I usually prefer cut. Otherwise its length becomes completely unmanageable. I don’t have all night to watch only a single film, y’know?

After chatting her up very well, she’ll miss you. But her aim will get better.

Reminds me of a joke somewhere.

One day the Queen* comes to visit a hospital. During the tour, she glances into one of the rooms and sees a man masturbating. Shocked, she asks the nurses that tour her around “What in heaven’s name is that‽”
The nurse quickly guides her away and replies “That patient has a condition where he needs to ejeaculate regularly, and when you’ve gotta, you’ve gotta. He’s been given a private room to not bother the other patients.”

Some time later they walk by another room, where there’s a patient receiving oral stimulation from an attractive nurse. Shocked, she looks at the nurses who tour her around and asks “What the- what is going on in here‽”
The nurse answers: “same condition as the other guy, better insurance.”

* replace for whatever head of state or high ranking official you’d like.

Let’s see. One of my campaigns we have:

• A Dhampir Paladin whose surname is Van Helsing, who fights enemies by trying to suck their blood
• A Death domain Cleric, who’s OOC made it very clear that they’re gonna go into necromancy
• An Eldritch Knight fighter
• A Firbolg druid with 1 level in Rogue who took that level so she has access to weapon mastery (we started at level 4)
• Me, a Battle Master fighter.

I swear, I think I’m gonna prep a Drow Assassin Rogue as a backup character.

(NINJA) EDIT: Y’know, I’m gonna prep the sheet already, just in case.

Let’s just say that for the interested, I found the original paper, so now you all can see precisely where AI learned this shit.