brb, got a call to make to Kier Starmer…

That’s right, duck and cover

https://youtu.be/x5lv-56_KHk

Jokes on you, the train will not arrive as it’s broken down due to a lack of maintenance and has been removed from service!

So it’s February 1901 then

Am I the only normal person in these comments?

I only want a life-size cutout of Danny Devito, and it’s only £40!

https://amzn.eu/d/frGNlbr

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

I mean if I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had thrown a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

No no, see, it’s an upright “s” with a sideways “s” going through it. I’ve also got an alternative:

If that’s considered threatening violence then someone really needs to open a dictionary. Threatening violence would be if I came over there and personally shoved bleach down their throats. Drinking it themselves is just fucking Darwinism.

Really? Coming in here and posting that? You’ve got the gall!

Take an extra dose just to be sure

Last Resort as in Papa Roach’s Last Resort?

Turn our pawns into the mice from Chu-Chu rocket.

Can we do it playing card style like they did with the 9/11 terrorists and pick them off one by one for funsies?

This is where sleep sounds and lofi music helps people. If they’re listening intensely to the sounds, they’re not focusing on trying to sleep.

I couple that with an eye mask (which isn’t for everyone, of course), so even when I open my eyes I can’t see anything.

Another important thing is to deprive yourself of blue light. Get that phone screen turned off. Close the curtains. Make the room so dark you can’t see your hand in front of your face.

Individual mileage on any advice given by anyone will vary, of course, especially if you have phobias.

Don’t kink shame!

It is assault, though.

Kid acted maliciously towards the cat. It’s not like the kid accidentally knocked a bottle of water and some of it splashed the cat. No. There was a conscious decision to torment the cat by deliberately throwing water over it.

Punishment fits the crime here.

If people can’t love you because they can’t accept that Fluttershy is best pony then that’s their loss.

You still have us. Brohoof /)

I hope this came from my comment in the other thread about napkin art. I love these. We should keep going ❤️

It’s impossible to talk about this subject without giving away my entire birthday, but - in short - yes, I was born in 1988. And the rest of the numbers in my birthday have other significant historical meanings.