I’m secretly hoping for another housing crash so I can afford a larger house and have my dad move in with me. Donald Trump seems to be my best chance at that

Apparently you’re the only one. Fox New’s Half Hour News Hour didn’t last long. https://youtu.be/KCl_--E3T2c It was their attempt to copy The Daily Show and even the title was recycled. It didn’t last long

It’s always cringy when “the right” can’t come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on “the left” and swap out words and think it’ll get anywhere

No I’m a dick with a full head of flowing lovely hair

Not like that face is going to blend into the crowd.

Looks like a dick with a toupe

In 1991 two small businesses were busted for being fronts for illegal gambling parlors. 30 Cleveland cops were part of the bust. I lived next to both of them at one time. One was a t-shirt printing shop, I forget what the other was. A year later I moved into a neighborhood that had a pizza shop with a very nice sign, no windows and never seemed to be open. It was not uncommon to see a patrol car parked in front

Own. Bought a modest house (1,300sqft) after the 2007 crash. I have a lot of apartment buildings for customers and wouldn’t want to live in any of the ones I could afford. I’m waiting for Trump to wreck the economy so I can pounce again and buy a larger house so my elderly father can move in with me

Is it wrong i like being the little spoon?

At least it wasn’t r/sinkpoopers

Here’s the Futureshock documentary I was show in high-school around 1982 for anyone interested https://youtu.be/fkUwXenBokU

Another reminder that the simplest deed can make a huge difference in someone’s life

You are 100% correct.

Other than the occasional ibuprofen or allergy pill I take zero at 58 years

Now we have a president, vice president and secretary of Defense that wear make up and they’re all dudes. I’m all for people being who they want be, gender norms be damned but the hypocrisy is palpable

Imagine being the factory worker making fleshlights.

In this context, fecal is funnier. Feral doesn’t make much sense

I’ll bet he can’t pump his own gas

While I think your concern is a bit overblown, this sort of stuff can be dangerous.

Zoning sounds terrible until your next door neighbor starts running an auto repair shop out of his garage.

“Mixed use” is also a thing. I know of plenty of examples here in the US, I have lived in one of them. New construction consisting of living space above retail is actually kinda trendy right now.

Also if you live above a greasy diner expect cockroaches