This is a toy that would be far more distracting than a phone timer with a $250 price tag

I’ve lived and worked in red states my whole life and I’d say you’re paranoid.

Ive worked in Kentucky, North Carolina, West Virginia, and Missouri to name a few.

I call the Appalachians home

I do not pass for white

My name sounds foreign as fuck

I’ve got a beautiful wife who happens to be white

I think that if you’re keeping score of how many snacks you’ve given someone then you’re doing it for the wrong reason

Like I don’t host a party and provide food because I expect to get food in return. I do it because I like the people I’m inviting and want to spend time with them.

Yeah I’m not sure we’re at the point where we recommend people start making meth.

And I’m saying that as someone who abuses ECA stacks when I can’t get a script filled.

The adhd gives you superpowers memes always makes me want to strangle someone.

Idk how you even get a job these days without connections or an online app

Have someone that’s working in the field you’re applying for take a look at your resume and cover letters.

My wife works for the govt so their resumes have a distinctly long look and formatting to them. I’ve bothered my wife plenty of times with a friend’s resume and she has sent people my way.

It’s a terrible system but since it’s a shitty numbers game you might as well stack whatever you can in your favor

I lived in an apartment without an ac and I also wasn’t allowed to install a window ac.

I ended up buying a portable ac which got the job done well enough. They’re not perfect but they’re miles better than open windows with box fans.

They’re already starting to layoff non probationary employees.

From talking with my wife it looks like the formula determines who gets to stay based on some like “competitive area” math and a primary part of it is time in service.

And your bosses at your location don’t get a say in who should go.

It’s kinda wild we’re getting cerb boot upgrades “already”

Think he only 8 a bit

What’s funny is I was just thinking about how all the news sites are itching to drop their Easter egg story so we’re about to hear a lot more about eggs

Yeah like I can’t say it’s not a conspiracy theory (that I agree with) but marking it is still very… bold?

MomCorp was taken!

I love the jank message summaries

I got one the other day that summarized a message from my 75 year old mom as a conspiracy theory. I can’t imagine having the confidence to mark a clients message as a conspiracy theory even if it 100% was.

Here’s the summary:

Conspiracy theory about government agencies being privatized for profit.

Original text:

They would turned it into a private owned so they can profit from it. That’s why they changing all the government agencies and turn it into profitable businesses for them. See how all the big corporations are lined up with trump.

Just a heads up that beating your boss will leave a bruise but go ahead and do it anyways

Every time I go into my local Walgreens one poor bastard is stocking the shelves, handling photo, and manning the register by themselves.

Can’t wait to see how they strip this bad boy

I’m spending this weekend watching all the Stephen King credited movies I can find that I haven’t watched yet.

This one was slightly less shittier than I thought it’d be. The main character definitely carries the whole movie.

I tried gloves for kayaking since my hands lock up during that but I didn’t feel a huge difference.

I probably just gotta see another doctor. The last doctor I talked to wanted me off of adderall before they’d prescribe me anything but then I’d lose my job.

Yeah my hands started acting up when I was in my 30s. Now that I’m in my 40s they cramp and become useless when they’re any amounts of cold.

My wife likes to rock climb but she will only go to the gym if I go. I can handle the pain but my fingers will literally just stop opening and closing. I haven’t gotten the courage to talk to her about it yet.

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