I wouldn’t check your DMs then.
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You trying to see me paint the bowl? I’d just take my word for it if I was you.
Bog standard sit down and let 'er rip.
I’m literally shitting right now y’all.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldto THE POLICE PROBLEM@lemmy.world•Cops *select for bastards*English20·6 days agoI’m guessing you go through different academies in different states when you change departments? I have no idea if that’s the case, but that’s my assumption.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Pretty sure this one qualifies too15·8 days agoHey man it’s doing its best.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Fyre Festival To Be Turned Into Music Streaming Service With IP Deal17·10 days agoThese people need to be, at the very least, sedated and confined.
Jesus was tiny.
Too hot.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldto Shirts That Go Hard@lemmy.world•I think I heard this is a jorts comm now?61·13 days agoJorts that go hard.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Judge won’t take further steps to enforce his order in AP case against Trump administration221·13 days agoFor sure, there are folks acting courageously, but by and large people are cowards.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Judge won’t take further steps to enforce his order in AP case against Trump administration371·13 days agoTrue, we’re cowards all the way down.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldto NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•this was revealed to me in a fever dreamEnglish9·14 days agoCrazy. I remember every image so clearly, but only the Pirate one, prolly cuz I really liked pirates.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldto NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•this was revealed to me in a fever dreamEnglish11·14 days agoWhat children’s book is this from? It’s stirring memories in me.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•White House's 245% tariff figure for some Chinese products causes confusion16·15 days agoYou joke, but here’s a representative morning the good ole days when we made our meth at home. https://www.businessinsider.com/sen-steve-daines-montana-had-homegrown-meth-now-from-mexico-2021-3
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Claw Machine - Last Place Comics19·17 days agoThe grip on claw machines is adjustable, so the owner of the machine can decide how hard or easy it is.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•South Carolina executes second man by firing squad in 5 weeks9·19 days agoUsername checks out.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Idaho passed bill limiting flags governments could fly. Boise keeps flying Pride flag, adds another15·19 days agoContinuing Idaho’s long tradition of doing whatever the fuck you want, good on you Bosie.
The people who croon on about “MUH FREEDUMBS” are always more interested in controlling others, not minding their own business.
I’m really enjoying that this meme has re-entered the zeitgeist for whatever reason.